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Fake Poop Soap-Turd-Bar - Nope It’s Soap - Handcrafted Artisanal Soap for Men – Funny Realistic Poop Gag Gift, Harmless Prank for Kids and Adults, Vanilla Scent

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Features

  • PATENTED SOAP APPEARS TO BE A REAL TURD BUT IS VANILLA SCENTED HANDSOAP This funny bar soap looks just like a log of crap, but its actually hand-crafted, artisanal soap.
  • LUMPY POO-LIKE EXTERIOR WITH MYSTERY CHUNKS We pulled out all the stops and designed the most realistic fake poop decorative soap ever.
  • HUGE POOP SOAP IS 6 INCHES LONG AND 1.75 INCHES WIDE If you like it thick, this is the poop soap for you.
  • FUNNY POOP GIFT FOR STOCKING STUFFERS, SECRET SANTA, BIRTHDAYS, AND EASTER BASKETS Howls of laughter are sure to follow opening this gift, no matter what the special occasion may be. Legendary gift giver status achieved.
  • GENDER-NEUTRAL GIFT IDEA FOR WHITE ELEPHANT PARTIES, COSTUME PARTY GRAB BAG PRIZES, YANKEE SWAP, AND DIRTY SANTA Everybody poops, and nobody grows out of potty humor. This laugh-out-loud gift is perfect for boys, girls, men, and women. Its an easy unisex gift that will tickle anyones funny bone.

Description

LOOKS LIKE CRAP, BUT NOPE! IT’S SOAP! THIS PATENTED DESIGN IS SURE TO CAUSE CONFUSION AND LAUGHS! It’s been said that you can’t polish a turd, but now you wash your hands with a massive dookie. This handcrafted turd soap is terrifically gross whether it’s dry, straight from the ornate gift box or wet and wild at the kitchen sink, its lumpy texture complete with mystery chunks is a dead ringer for the real deal. It’s so funny it’s disturbing. A Poop Prank Gift for Everyone Our artisanal soap turd smells like vanilla and is completely gender-neutral, so it’s an epic gag gift for any occasion. It’s an awesome unisex gift idea for stocking stuffers, game prizes, white elephant parties, and grab bags. No matter who winds up holding the bag, their going to be in for a crap-load of fun. Easy Safe Prank for All Ages Watch with glee as family and friends feast their eyes on the most realistic fake poop soap ever to grace a bathroom. Imagine the shrieks of horror when your kids walk in on April Fool’s Day and are shocked to find a hefty, 6-inch steamer sitting by the sink! This harmless prank gift is a surefire laugh in a pretty, decorative gift box.

Brand: Gears Out


Item Weight: 0.12 Kilograms


Item dimensions L x W x H: 6 x 1.75 x 1.75 inches


Scent: Vanilla


Age Range (Description): 5+


Product Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 6 x 1.75 x 1.75 inches; 4.16 ounces


Manufacturer recommended age ‏ : ‎ 12 years and up


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Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ Gears Out


Country of Origin ‏ : ‎ China


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Top Amazon Reviews


  • Great gag gift
Hilarious gag gift for white elephant/secret Santa for the in laws. They got mad-didn’t know it was from me- and it was great!
Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2025 by Megan

  • Perfect gag gift for that older brother.
Perfect gag gift along with some political toilet paper for my older brother.
Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2025 by Carrie

  • Very funny gift , wish the box matched
Be warned it is a joke, the soap itself stinks...lol It is supposed to smell like normal soap but the scent is cheap funk.
Reviewed in the United States on December 6, 2024 by regina messer

  • Funny prank gift
Great prank gift for my brother for christmas. He said it was a bit disturbing looking like a real turd in the shower, but the smell was pretty nice. LOL
Reviewed in the United States on May 15, 2025 by sf

  • This really smells like vanilla
This was a gag gift for the Christmas Syran ball..it was a hit with lots of laughs
Reviewed in the United States on December 30, 2024 by Jennifer

  • Great gag gift
Bought as a gag gift
Reviewed in the United States on February 2, 2025 by The Teaching Farmer's Wife

  • Hilarious
Friend loved it
Reviewed in the United States on February 20, 2025 by Destiny Burk

  • Hilarious. Takes forever to get there
The person I gave it to loved it. It just came 3 weeks or so later than expected.
Reviewed in the United States on February 5, 2025 by Amazon Customer

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