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Eat A Jar Of Dicks - 2 Lb Jar

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Eat a Jar of Dicks - 2 lb Jar. Fruit flavored penis shaped candies.

Brand: ASK GRANDPA GOURMET COFFEES


Unit Count: 32.0 Ounce


Number of Items: 1


Occasion: New Year


Package Information: Jar


Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.71 x 3.7 x 3.54 inches; 1.81 Pounds


Department ‏ : ‎ Unisex Adult


Units ‏ : ‎ 32.0 Ounce


Customer Reviews: 4.4 4.4 out of 5 stars (60)


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Top Amazon Reviews

    • Candy dicks
Great gag gift
Reviewed in the United States on September 11, 2025 by april
    • Best thing ever
The day I got this jar, it fell off my counter and dumped the dicks all over my floor, letting me know that i, indeed, was the intended recipient of this jar.
Reviewed in the United States on November 15, 2024 by Cutty
    • My life loves these
She pops a couple of the candies in her mouth and then proceeds to make bad jokes. It's cute.
Reviewed in the United States on October 3, 2023 by Amazon Customer
    • Best jar of Dicks ever
This is a high quality jar of dicks!
Reviewed in the United States on January 26, 2024 by Jill
    • Never laughed so hard!!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!
Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2024 by Lori L Nelson
    • Funny -Pricey
Bought this as a gag gift and it was hilarious. However, it is less expensive on other sites. I found it for $15 at a novelty store
Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2024 by Disliker of people
    • Small, but gets the job done
If you’re looking for a jar of dicks it’s probably for the humor factor, not necessarily appearance or taste. If so, buy this. It’s hilarious. I’ve decanted them into bags of dicks which I give out to people instead of saying it now. My friends find them everywhere and we have a group chat just for when one appears in someone’s laundry or purse or car. That said, they’re quite small (like a couple tictacs?) and they taste like slightly sweetened chalk. 100% worth the purchase. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on February 21, 2024 by CPGab
    • 🤮
They taste awful
Reviewed in the United States on December 9, 2024 by derek franco

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