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Suck a Bag of Dicks! 100pc 3oz

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Arrives Monday, Mar 9
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Brand: ASK GRANDPA GOURMET COFFEES


Cuisine: American


Size: 3 oz


Unit Count: 100 Count


Set Name: 100pc


Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.75 x 3.03 x 1.14 inches; 3.84 ounces


Units ‏ : ‎ 100 Count


Customer Reviews: 4.5 4.5 out of 5 stars (248)


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Top Amazon Reviews


  • Bag of laughs
Fun gag gift idea. Everyone got a good laugh. No reports on the taste.
Reviewed in the United States on September 27, 2025 by MelissaAPW

  • Hilarious and delicious
Hilarious and they taste great!
Reviewed in the United States on November 8, 2025 by J Wolf

  • So cute
While it's a small bag it is cute and will be the perfect gift for that someone that says that all the time. They actually are the correct shape but in many bright colors
Reviewed in the United States on November 5, 2025 by Cathy Jordan

  • Good quality
The bag is small even though there is a lots of them they are tiny. But very cute. Used them to fill small jar as a contest for a bridal shower. How many dicks in the jar. Suggest buy more than one bag.
Reviewed in the United States on June 16, 2025 by nadya troche

  • Best tasting dicks I’ve ever had.
The dicks were delicious. I loved filling my mouth with all the amazing different flavors of dicks. And the size was perfect for a handful of dick before shoving them into my mouth! 10/10 would buy more dicks in the future!
Reviewed in the United States on December 28, 2025 by Jeffrey D. Lane

  • Best gag gift ever!
Best gag gift (pun intended) ever! My coworker laughed so hard when he opened that!
Reviewed in the United States on December 29, 2025 by Debbie Herbert

  • Joke, not really edible
Funny joke to play on someone but they’re not tasty. Tastes like Legos. Just be aware you’re paying for a prank, not something “edible”
Reviewed in the United States on June 9, 2025 by P

  • Fun for adults
Got these for a gag gift for adult children and they laughed…
Reviewed in the United States on January 13, 2026 by Alice :)

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