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ASK GRANDPA GOURMET COFFEES

Suck a Bag of Dicks! 100pc 3oz

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Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.75 x 3.03 x 1.14 inches; 3.84 ounces


Units ‏ : ‎ 100 Count


Best Sellers Rank: #70,674 in Grocery & Gourmet Food (See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food) #1,626 in Gummy Candies


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Customer Reviews: 4.5 4.5 out of 5 stars (298)


Brand Name: ASK GRANDPA GOURMET COFFEES


Cuisine: American


Set Name: 100pc


Age Range Description: 18+


Part Number: a Bag of ! e7a5cbc4-c1a5-4


Size: 3 oz


Number of Pieces: 100


Unit Count: 100 Count


Package Size Name: 100pc


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    • HAHAHAHA
GREAT JOKE
Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2026 by angela
    • Funny gift
Bought as a joke gift. Perfect!
Reviewed in the United States on July 24, 2026 by Kim Ostrowski
    • Not for general distribution
Don't give these to Grandma or your Pastor. Otherwise, tasty candy.
Reviewed in the United States on July 2, 2026 by T. Nygaard
    • Suck a bag of dicks!
This is a perfect gift to remind someone who has a problem saying no, to remember how to say it!
Reviewed in the United States on August 28, 2026 by Robin Johnson
    • Good quality
The bag is small even though there is a lots of them they are tiny. But very cute. Used them to fill small jar as a contest for a bridal shower. How many dicks in the jar. Suggest buy more than one bag.
Reviewed in the United States on June 16, 2025 by nadya troche
    • They are as you envision them
This is an amazing "Yankee Swap"/ Secret Santa gift. Especially when it's opened in front of others. Not a lot more to say about them. Totally worth it!
Reviewed in the United States on April 21, 2026 by Amazon Customer
    • So fun!
I was underwhelmed by the amount of candy for the price. Much smaller than I expected, about the size of a king size bag of M&Ms in the USA. I thought there would be twice as much. I purchased these for our low-key Bachelorette Party for my bff. They were a complete hit! Everyone loved the last bag of dicks she gets to suck on, other than her hubby to be. I can't comment on how they taste. Unfortunately, the dog got them before we could taste them. I would definitely recommend them, but keep yours away from the dog. haha ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on September 10, 2025 by Crazy Cat Lady
    • Fun for adults
Got these for a gag gift for adult children and they laughed…
Reviewed in the United States on January 13, 2026 by Alice :)

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