An Espresso Machine's Guide to Love & Mischief: A Quirky Paranormal Reverse Harem Romantic Comedy
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I used to be an heiress. Yachts. Parties. Designer clothes. I had it all. Until I died… Now, my spirit is trapped in an espresso machine! I spend my days plugged into an outlet, making cappuccinos, lattes, and mochas. So when my barista bestie offers to take me to Toronto, Canada to get my fortune back, I say ‘hell yes’. Then I meet my fated mates… They may be hot, but feeling their hands on my knobs and levers is so not how I want to be touched... and they don't want the kind of scalding steam I bring. Just when things couldn’t get any worse, my metal ass gets kidnapped. But I’m Diva Del Ray, and come coffee beans or boiled water, I’m going to save myself and get the guy… or should I say guys? Diva the Espresso Machine finds love and adventure in this quirky, laugh-out-loud, paranormal, reverse harem romance. This book is slow burn and ends on a cliffhanger. Read more
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Publication date : April 13, 2022
Language : English
File size : 1.3 MB
Screen Reader : Supported
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
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Print length : 263 pages
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Format: Kindle
** Cliffhanger Warning! ** Holy coffee! I love this book. This is a HILARIOUS, whirlwind adventure with a unique main character. Diva is a ghost, who is possessing an espresso machine. But that doesn't stop her from having crazy adventures, finding her mates, or making a big impression on every one she meets. There is a ton of stuff going on I'm this story. Fated mates, kidnappings, body snatchers, subway rat politics, a serial killer, and a bit of vengeance. I'm loving how we have gone from Silver Springs to Moonlit Falls to Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Diva's first book is an international incident. It starts out as Diva and Nephrite start to confront someone who stole Diva's family's money. Things go all kinds of crazy from there. Where are some parallel plots, too. So this is not your average fantasy romance. I'm fascinated by the males in Diva's path. Fletcher, the opossum shifter whose gaze is so hot that it roasts coffee beans. Rollo, the regal rat who just wants peace and pizza. Ben, the brave skunk shifter who may or may not get to steam Diva's milk. Trevor... The jury is still out on him. And Asgard, the sexy raccoon shifter / spy. I'm excited to see what happens next!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 20, 2022 by Danyelle
Format: Kindle
If you’re looking for a hilarious new read featuring unique characters and fated mates then this is the one for you! Totally hilarious and absolutely punny, this book will definitely make you laugh at loud at the crazy antics of Diva, her friends and her fated mates. Mia Harlan and Eva Delaney most definitely have the worlds most unique take on the shifter world locked down and this one was no different. Diva is a lost soul trapped in an espresso machine, just trying to get her family’s fortune back—and everything just keeps going wrong. a character. She has no filter and says whatever she wants—and doesn’t balk at the fact she suddenly finds herself attracted to a variety of unusual shifters. With hilarious stories and hijinks galore, Diva and her friends will take you on a ride as fate keeps putting them directly in each other’s paths. Can Diva find herself a new body and be able to come together with all her mates or is she forever doomed to be trapped? I can’t wait to see where the story takes us next for Diva and her men! Overall if you’re a fan of unusual RH fated mate romances that feature quirky characters, wonky magic, and possessed furniture then you’re doing to love this unique world of Diva and her men!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 17, 2022 by Spend Wisely
Format: Kindle
Diva gets her steam on Diva finally gets the book I’ve been anxiously waiting for. What a fantastic and funny journey it is too! With snarky and hilarious moments that you can’t help but laugh out loud with, this book definitely brings us back into the world we all enjoyed. Quit stalling and download this book now…then take the kids to school, call off work…unplug your cell….and prepare to enjoy Diva’s antics!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 3, 2022 by Rose Martz
Format: Kindle
This book, I was skeptical because you know espresso machine, how weird would that be? Well really really weird to be honest but hilarious. This book made me laugh and the pages flew by. The mates are a bunch of ragtag kind of crew and the kidnapping was chaos, really want to start on the second one right now. This was just what the doctor ordered
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Reviewed in the United States on March 10, 2023 by Claudia C.
Format: Kindle
From these two authors, you can always count on the steam and the hilarious love story. I highly recommend this if you are looking for unusual shifters and a weird situation mixed with lots of laughs.
Reviewed in the United States on April 20, 2022 by Miss E
Format: Kindle
Diva, a spirit trapped in an espresso machine, has convinced her friend Nephrite, a pony shifter, to go to Toronto to help get back her family’s fortune. As the story progresses a trail of hearts follow her, her quest is much harder, and ending up kidnapped becomes a bother. Mia Harlan and Eva Delaney put the diva in Diva with An Espresso Machine’s Guide to Love and Mischief. The witty Diva from their book Moonlit Nephrite finally gets to leave the Jewels Café and things turn out so much stranger than a group of possessed supplies. I look forward to seeing how this adventure continues and wonder if the authors have any plans to write another Nephrite book. I received a free copy of the book from the author. I had the opportunity to review or not.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 20, 2022 by Jennifer Soppe
Format: Kindle
I was so excited for this to come out. I love diva and it is so freaking cute the way the guys start noticing her. I can't wait for more!
Reviewed in the United States on April 13, 2022 by Ryan E Wagoner
Format: Kindle
An Espresso Machine’s Guide to Love and Mischief is the first book in Mia Harlan’s and Eva Delaney’s spinoff series featuring Diva the espresso machine! While we’re not necessarily returning to Nephrite’s cafe and town, we are being reunited with some familiar characters, and a lot of fun antics. When I started reading this book I really didn’t know what to expect. I was introduced to unfamiliar characters, and I couldn’t help thinking…this character isn’t an espresso machine, but an opossum shifter. LOL! Don’t worry, just hang in there. There is a lot going on, but it all comes together really well in the right moments. Now, when Diva is introduced onto the scene – things get weird, but with these authors that’s always a good thing. This book is packed with lots of interesting and engaging moments. Diva is an absolute blast and I enjoyed every second of her. Her stories are hilarious and I ate them all up. I like the variety of characters and shifters in this book, too. I might have choked on a laugh when I learned that there is a penguin shifter in this book. But beyond the mischief and antics, there is danger as well. I love the mystery angle and I’m looking forward to see where it goes from here. This book is humorous on so many levels, a hint of mystery, slow-burn romance, with a bit of a cliffhanger ending. I can’t wait to read the next book in this series. These two authors really know how to take things in a “weird” direction and truly bring things to life. This book is gold. I’m rating this book 5 out of 5 stars. Highly recommend!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2022 by Seraphia