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Accoutrements Emergency Underpants — Funny Gag Gift for Adults

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At a glance

Condition
New
Dimensions
3 x 1.5 x 0.75 in
Weight
18.14 g
Material
Cotton
Age Range Description
Big Kid
Sub Brand
(-)
Item Type Name
Kids' Toys
In the box
12041

Features 5

  • 100% Cotton
  • Great gag gift, useful as well
  • Safe, sanitary and secure
  • The Emergency Underpants come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin and contain one pair of disposable unisex underpants.

Description

Always be prepared for the unexpected with Accoutrements Emergency Underpants! Tucked inside a compact 3" x 1.5" x 0.75" metal travel tin is one pair of disposable unisex cotton briefs that fits most adults — ready to save the day whenever disaster strikes. Safe, sanitary, and secure, these emergency underpants are the ultimate funny gag gift for coworkers, friends, and family. Perfect as a white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, secret Santa pick, funny birthday gift, or just because. Compact enough to stash in a desk drawer, glove box, gym bag, or carry-on — because you never know. From the Manufacturer Oh, no. Spilled a Slushie in your lap and now your crotch is soaked to the skin. Just whip out your handy dandy Emergency Underpants and before you know it you are sitting high and dry again. These funny yet convenient underpants are a great gag gift to give someone and a great idea just to keep handy for yourself. The Emergency Underpants come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin and contain one pair of disposable unisex underpants. Fits most adults.

Specs 21

Brand Name Accoutrements
Age Range Description Big Kid
Sub Brand (-)
Number of Packs 1
Global Trade Identification Number 17
Manufacturer Archie McPhee
UPC 827165744958 701607791208 739048120417
Item Highlight One pair of cotton briefs sealed in a 3" travel tin — the ultimate funny gag gift for any emergency

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Top Amazon Reviews

Funny Gift
If your looking for a funny birthday, retirement, or white elephant gift these Emergency Underpants are the perfect gift. The container is cute and funny. The easy open lid makes it easy to access the underwear. The underwear is good quality and larger than I thought. For the money it's worth the purchase. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on January 29, 2026 by Paula Nevarez
Yessss
Perfect gift
Reviewed in the United States on August 13, 2026 by Guy
Be prepared for the oops of every day 🫢
Every one should have one or two. As a person gets older oops can happen at any time I hope I never use it but it can create a smile keep one on your glove box and one in the bathroom
Reviewed in the United States on June 25, 2026 by Amazon Customer
Good value
Good gag gift. Looks small, hope product is bigger when open
Reviewed in the United States on September 15, 2025 by Sally j
Funny
Bought as a funny gag gift. A lot smaller than expected, still made everyone laugh though.
Reviewed in the United States on December 26, 2024 by Taylore
Jason’s 50th Birthday
Review Image by Nancy O.
It’s a great gag gift for a guy turning 50‼️
Reviewed in the United States on July 2, 2026 by Nancy O.
This is really tiny!!
Review Image by Toddy
Bought this as a gag gift, but the joke was on me!! When I opened the Amazon package, containing this, along with some other things, I saw this tiny little box in the bottom of the package and just started laughing. It is literally no bigger than a very small pack of gum! However, we can testify that they will fit most adults 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Note: I am not the model! ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on February 11, 2024 by Toddy
the answer to the code brown.
One never knows when a Code Brown will strike. Will it be in the supermarket? The line at the bank? or while stuck in traffic.... There was simply know way to know if or when a code brown might hit, causing me to just not want to leave home at all. I was stricken with the very real fear that I had no way to know or prepare myself for a catastrophic code brown. In fact, the last time I dared venture outside the porcelain palace at home - indeed - I riding shotgun and suddenly felt a little bubbly in the tummy. I had taken several precautionary privy visits while at home. So I felt pretty secure that this was just gas. So I let a little one squeak, to my total dismay - I realized I got more than I bargained for. I was horrified! What to do? We were on a bridge with no place in sight to pull over. So I did what anyone would do - I pulled my pants down and ripped off my stained and defiled underpants and flung them out the window. I cleaned up with the fast food wipes that KFC gives out and we continued on. After that incident, and it came on the heels of the cupcake incident - which we have vowed never to speak of again - only in sign language that my closest friends and I know, sealed with a slash across our throats lest we divulge that terrible day to an outsider. Anyway I digress.... So I was relegated to live my life as an outcast. A prisoner in her own pooper. Until these....my beacon in a fog of brown. EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS. Since I was given these, I have made sure to have a spare pair everywhere I go. I keep them in my desk at work, my purse, my care glove box and I make sure I pack them for trips. These have made living with unforeseeable code browns bearable. Never again will I walk around with a poop stain - so sir. I have my emergency underpants! ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on August 26, 2014 by Sweetiebeane
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