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Accoutrements Emergency Underpants

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Features

  • Great gag gift, useful as well
  • Safe, sanitary and secure
  • The Emergency Underpants come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin and contain one pair of disposable unisex underpants.
  • Fits most adults

Description

From the Manufacturer Oh, no. Spilled a Slushie in your lap and now your crotch is soaked to the skin. Just whip out your handy dandy Emergency Underpants and before you know it you are sitting high and dry again. These funny yet convenient underpants are a great gag gift to give someone and a great idea just to keep handy for yourself. The Emergency Underpants come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin and contain one pair of disposable unisex underpants. Fits most adults.

Product Dimensions: 3 x 1.5 x 0.75 inches


Item Weight: 1.06 ounces


Item model number: 12041


Manufacturer recommended age: 12 - 15 years


Is Discontinued By Manufacturer: No


Department: unisex-adult


Manufacturer: Archie McPhee


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Top Amazon Reviews


  • Perfect solution for a bad night of drinking and tacos
I keep these in my "go bag" as a "just in case" for any situation that might arise. After a night of drinking with friends, we decided tacos were a must. Two hours of drinks and taco indulging later, I felt the unhappy rumblings in my stomach that indicated it was time for urgent action. As I rushed to the bathroom, I grabbed my go bag as a precaution. Unfortunately, I miscalculated and ended up with some mess on my old underwear. I quickly cleaned myself up as best as I could, feeling utterly disgusted, when I remembered the emergency underwear I had packed. I retrieved these tidy whities and resolved my underwear crisis. This purchase truly saved the day and allowed me to rejoin the drinking and taco festivities for another four hours of fun with my friends. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on June 20, 2025 by Tech-Geek-Nerd

  • Happy with the results
Just a joke for my grandson who is on I4 in Florida every day. He got it and I enjoyed his reaction.
Reviewed in the United States on July 21, 2025 by Dolores Davi

  • For When Crap Literally Hits the Fan
The Emergency Underwear prank gift is the unsung hero of gag gifting. I gave this to my brother after Thanksgiving dinner—just in case the stuffing stuffed too hard—and the look on his face was pure, priceless panic followed by hysterical laughter. It comes packaged like it’s FDA-approved for disaster: “In case of burrito betrayal, break seal.” Compact enough to fit in a glove box, bug-out bag, or next to your pride. The “one-size-fits-most” warning is just vague enough to be terrifying. Whether you’re gifting it to a serial farter, a nervous flyer, or that friend who thinks Taco Bell is a food group, this is the perfect way to say: “I care… but also I’m judging your digestive system.” 10/10. Great icebreaker. Even better bowel breaker. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2025 by Aurora Eddington

  • 😂
Great gag gift
Reviewed in the United States on July 21, 2025 by Chelsea Hecker

  • Funny
Bought as a gag gift for retirement. Would've been funny if it had arrived on time. Returned due to delayed shipping.
Reviewed in the United States on July 1, 2025 by Sarah

  • There's a real pair in the tin lol
Bought for prank gift, very funny
Reviewed in the United States on July 14, 2025 by Patrick J. Fallon

  • This is really tiny!!
Bought this as a gag gift, but the joke was on me!! When I opened the Amazon package, containing this, along with some other things, I saw this tiny little box in the bottom of the package and just started laughing. It is literally no bigger than a very small pack of gum! However, we can testify that they will fit most adults 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Note: I am not the model! ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on February 11, 2024 by Toddy Toddy

  • A+ item! LOL
LOL We laugh so hard at this gift! So glad I bought this as a 60th bday gift!!
Reviewed in the United States on July 1, 2025 by Jennifer Baisden

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