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At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me? Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.)Includes:The theory of toddler evolution Mealtime (AKA Hell)Your unraveling lifeAnd how not to die insideRead this book whenever you feel the urge to drop off your three-year-old at the nearest 7-Eleven with a sippy cup and a duffel bag full of clothes. Read more
Publisher : Workman Publishing Company (April 7, 2015)
Publication date : April 7, 2015
Language : English
File size : 7441 KB
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Screen Reader : Supported
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
X-Ray : Enabled
Word Wise : Enabled
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I am a stay-at-home mom of three-year-old twins. Yes, you read that correctly. I spend all of my days with TWO three-year-olds. How am I still standing upright and functioning? Honestly, most days I have no clue. Don't get me wrong, I love my twins but I am not entirely convinced they aren't some sort of Tasmanian Devil/Irish banshee hybrid who can turn our house upside-down within milliseconds. I also used to be the sort of person who was so organized and never forgot anything and now I take my kids to the grocery store with my trusty shopping list in hand and afterwards, realize I forgot some items on my list. At that point, I'm too tired to take the kids out of the car to go back and purchase those items so off we go towards home. I thought the twos were bad and when they turned three I thought I was going to go crazy. It doesn't help that they have a built-in partner-in-crime and feed off of each other all the time. Seriously. ALL. THE. TIME. I really wondered how I was going to make it through so I started searching on Amazon for hilarious books for parents with toddlers and I came across this one. I read the synopsis, a couple reviews and decided I needed this book, stat. After my sweet babies drifted off to dreamland for their daily nap, I picked up this book. Let me tell you, I couldn't stop reading it! The author is hilarious and I laughed so much I think I burned off the calories from the delicious chocolate dessert my husband thoughtfully brought home for me. I finished this within a couple hours and now, a couple hours after finishing it, my abs still hurt. But, on the bright side, I feel much better and less stressed because of how Bunmi Laditan has written this book. Everything she mentions in this book has truth to it but she lightens up the situations so parents realize they aren't alone and that it gets better. The saying goes "Laughter is the best medicine" and I feel this book really helps parents of toddlers who need some comic relief and honestly, the cost of this book is much cheaper than therapy. In all seriousness, I really feel this book is a staple for all parents of toddlers but you also must have a sense of humor. If you are very serious and offended by profanity, this book isn't for you. However, if you are too tired to care about the language in a book and just want something that will have you laughing so you feel better, then by all means buy this book! This book is 167 pages long and measures 5 1/4 inches by 7 inches so it's a great size for stuffing in your purse for when you are out and about and need to lock yourself in a public restroom and have a few laughs. I love it so much that I've already ordered a copy for my sister-in-law who has a two-year-old and is pulling her hair out. I highly recommend this book to all sleep-deprived parents of toddlers!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 31, 2016 by Kristin B.
I read this whole book in an hr, and am gifting it to every parent I know (minus the one with triplets...). Toddlerhood can feel quite isolating, with an endless mix of good/bad days like bo other. Some moments you feel like you are insane, and a horrible parent for doing something so simple like wanting to poop without a toddler staring you down asking for everything on the earth at that exact moment before dropping into a meltdown while you just trying to wipe your ass. Maybe you stay home all day with your children or you work to keep those lil monsters.. i mean angels fed and clothed, regardless theres a good laugh for everyone in this book. I felt like a better parent, not so alone and a renewed sense of self after reading this book. Its not an advice book, its what is not said aloud but we all go through with our kids. So.. in conclusion, buy the book and read it with that endless free time you have while raising your toddler.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 22, 2022 by VM
Stay at home mom here. The only reason I didn't write a review sooner was because I had this book in my face. (I was able to read it by sitting outside and telling my son we would get ice cream if he could catch a squirrel.) Speaking of face, toddlerhood slapped us in the face way before I expected it. 15 months. I started off as one of THOSE moms. Crunchy granola no tv or electronics organic gluten free "not my sweet angel" moms. Now my toddler is a little S$#% half the time (remember, we aren't full blown toddler yet.) We have literally worn out one DVD of Frozen and my husband was told not to bother coming home from work without a new one. As I write this, I stink. Like really stink. I can't recall my last shower. My kid sits on my lap while I poop and my house is covered with a white film, being a combo of yogurt and lotion, which are interchangeable to him. My meals consists of whatever he didn't eat, which is often enough that I know I will at least get one hot rejected meal a day. And I secretly despise my mother just a little bit for being smug that my son is always the perfect angel at her house. (Not that he's not a sweetheart at mine, but it's a delicate walk that can change in a split second). This book is funny as hell. If you have a toddler, this book is hilarious. I came close to peeing my pants. (If you are a new mom, you probably will pee your pants. Totally normal.) Because it's so true. Every sentence. If you are or have a first time pregnant friend, this should be purchased for a glimpse into the future and a fantastic non stop laugh.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 23, 2014 by Mia Walters
I would have enjoyed the book more with less swearing. Funny observations. Exaggerated but realistic situations. Very realistic situations. I enjoyed the snobbish "perfect" hyper critical mother asides.
Reviewed in the United States on October 13, 2024 by Margaret A. Kerns
OMG!! Bought this for my daughter to cheer her up. she just had a baby girl and also has a 7 yr old boy and a 2 yr old boy who she swears hates her! lol when this book arrived i had to read it first before giving it to her of course and i haven’t stopped laughing in two days! every single word on every single page is literally her life as she sees it at the moment! and i can easily imagine my toddler grandson doing every single “evil” thing in that book. Holy cow! The author iis my hero! Truer words never written! i will be either giving this book or suggesting with great enthusiasm that any new mom or mom of a child at any age read this book! Sure helps see the funny side of motherhood sometimes hidden behind walls of sheer exhaustion, frustration and bewilderment that accompany every kid into this world that no one ever ( before now) warns you about! SERIOUSLY Asm going to read this all over again before giving it to my daughter! Hope she can hold onto her sanity til then! 😂😂🤣🤣 HUGE THANKYOU!!!!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 4, 2024 by Suzanne Sheppard