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Bob Dillon is a down-on-his-luck exterminator from Queens who just wants to make a killing with his radical new environmentally friendly pest elimination technique, involving his hybrid assassin bugs (a very real group of insects). But when Bob decides to advertise, his flyer falls into the hands of a European murder-for-hire broker who mistakes Bob for a professional assassin. Before he knows it, Bob's "competition" targets him for extermination, sending him running for his life from a motley collection of the world's deadliest and most outrageously eccentric contract killers. Read more
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Top Amazon Reviews
This hilarious novel is the story of Bob Dillon, a professional exterminator who wants to branch out into his own business with a revolutionary new idea for pest control (which, incidentally, is pretty darn clever). His attempts to advertise, however, wind up being misconstrued by some unsavory types who think that they've found themselves the perfect new hit-man. Although Bob is quick to realize the miscommunication, it doesn't do him much good as fate seems to want him to advance in this new unchosen profession. And unfortunately for Bob, some competitors aren't too keen with the new guy on the block. If you want a novel that will make you chuckle often, and laugh out loud several times, you should pick up this book!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 13, 2014 by Amazon Customer
Format: Mass Market Paperback
I bought Pest Control because Fitzhugh's writing is supposedly comparable to that of Christopher Moore. Not close! Bob Dillon is a down-on-his luck exterminator. He quits his job with a company that uses chemicals to kill pests in order to pursue his dream of establishing an all-natural pest control method using hybrid assassin insects that prey on cockroaches and the like. Things turn very interesting when he answers a New York Times classified ad seeking an "exterminator," little knowing that the "pest" the advertiser wants dead is a human one. Circumstances are such that Bob unwittingly becomes a world-renowned hit-man with a ten million dollar contract on his own life. As a result, Bob finds himself the target of all of the world's top-rated hit men, in addition to a jaded CIA agent and others. Pest Control is humorous, but not hilarious. It is well written and reads very quickly, despite too many lengthy scientific descriptions of and references to various creepy crawly critters. A pleasant diversion for a summer read. Leaving content aside for a moment, my paperback copy (bought from Amazon) fell apart as I read it, with the cover coming competely off as if it had barely been glued on. It's not much fun to read a book clutching clusters of pages to keep them from falling onto the beach. Who's responsible for quality control?
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Reviewed in the United States on June 28, 2002 by A Vandermeer
This was a gift for a friend, but I'm reading the same book. The author is brilliant and every paragraph is loaded with more and more laughs. Something very special and enjoyable, but you have to have a creative and appreciative mind to enjoy. That's all I'll say, pick it up for yourself.
Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2019 by Marcella
Format: Paperback
got a few chuckles out of the book but it was too silly in so many ways. author didn't pull off the Three Stooges or Peter Sellers...........but others might feel differently.
Reviewed in the United States on January 24, 2024 by sandrajean wainwright
This story is one of senses. Suspend doubt for a second people! Immerse yourself in the characters and senses. You can smell the characters' perspiration but at the same time you can see the characters as truly cartoony and this leads to wondrous situations. It is easy to see why Warner Bros. bought up this as a screen play. The characters are so just that, characters that they create surreal comedic situations rarely seen in Gen X writers. I read this book on my lunch hour over and over. Once I laughed so hard I had to wipe away tears, bookmark the page, wait minutes until my laughing lapsed. Then I read one more sentence, ONE MORE SENTENCE! and burst into tears once again. If you are planning on reading this book do. Just sit back, relax and make sure you aren't drinking any hot beverages when you read it.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 18, 2002 by I. am
If you’re here for your latest life lesson, it’s this: Don’t ever answer an exterminator ad. You might find your life terminated, after the CIA takes a hit out on you. Sure, the money sounds good and all, but fifty grand ain’t what it used to be. And if I have a choice between life and death, I think I’ll go with life, Bob. PEST CONTROL finds us in the midst of a painful existence of one Bob Dillon (not to be confused with the Bob Dylan) who has some trouble with bugs after he shoves a garden hose up his boss’s nose. Yes, the man has anger management issues, and he’s probably breathed in his share of toxic fumes (which doesn’t really help his cause). What he lacks in employment, though, he more than makes up for in spirit. Or you could just call it gusto. He hops up on desks and shouts to the heavens and breeds beetles in his spare room and deals with one pissed off landlord on a semi-regular basis. If that isn’t bad enough, he also has a hit man named Klaus (not to be confused with Santa) breathing down his neck. There’s also a little person who has a penchant for pink panties, which wouldn’t be so bad except the she is a he; a hit woman (after all we’re equal opportunity employers here) with a fondness for shoving white truffles down the gullet of her latest victim; a cowboy with his own rodeo and a fondness for killing; and other nefarious individuals who shall not be named. If you’re looking for the straight and narrow, you won’t find it here. What you will find are enough strange individuals to fill an entire city block, an over-the-top plot that at times had trouble maintaining believability, dialogue that shuddered, a narrative that might have had a loophole or two in logic and a bit of a jump in time, and pages plastered with dead insects in every possible manner known to the pest community. If you can believe it, this was even musical material. While I’m not sure I understand that particular angle, I did find myself amused at what took place over the course of this tale. If you have a penchant for half-baked tales that could have been composed on the back of a napkin after you (and possibly the author) surrounded yourselves in a smoke-filled haze, then this story’s for you. Just make sure you wash your hands first and then possibly after. Robert Downs Author of Falling Immortality: Casey Holden, Private Investigator
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Reviewed in the United States on June 14, 2014 by Robert Downs