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DUDE Wiper 1000 - Bidet Attachment - Black Dual-Action Nozzle and Control Panel - Easy Installation - Fits Most Standard Toilets

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  • NOT SOME ORDINARY BIDET ATTACHMENT: Suitable for most standard toilets, the DUDE Wiper 1000 cleans, refreshes, and eliminates odor all at once. We started this hole revolution against toilet paper and now wipe over 1.5 billion butts every year.
  • QUICK AND EASY INSTALLATION: Set up our DUDE Bidet Attachment in three simple steps: remove your toilet seat, hook up the toilet bidet attachment to a clean water source, and slap the seat back on. No plumber or electricity required!
  • COMMAND YOUR THRONE: Our bidet attachment is designed with an intuitive control panel that delivers a custom clean to refresh and eliminate odor. The dual-action blasters provide a targeted butt spray or refreshing mist once you turn the knob.
  • ADVANCED HYGIENE: The DUDE Wiper 1000 attachable bidet uses a retractable, self-cleaning nozzle to target and clean your third pit with precision. So go ahead, tell your friends that you officially have the freshest butt in the game.
  • WET BEATS DRY: C'mon, you're better than that scratchy sandpaper. Designed for a cleaner, more refreshing feeling than toilet paper, our bidet attachment power washes your DUDE regions and makes regular TP a thing of the past.

Description

Send toilet paper back to the Stone Age where it belongs with the DUDE Wiper 1000. Designed for a clean, more refreshing feeling than toilet paper, our bidet attachment cleans, refreshes, and eliminates odor all at once using a control panel and dual-action nozzles. Simply remove your toilet seat, hook up the attachment to a clean water source, and slap the seat back on. Then, select a targeted butt spray or refreshing mist and turn the knob for the perfect flow and a custom clean. Sorry bidet attachments, there's a new king in town. The DUDE Wiper 1000 is gentle on your skin and will clear instead of smear, leaving you feeling refreshed and ready for whatever the day brings.

Product Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 17.71 x 3.54 x 7.68 inches; 1.72 Pounds


Item model number ‏ : ‎ D-BIDET-BK


Date First Available ‏ : ‎ May 26, 2020


Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ Dude Products


Best Sellers Rank: #189,631 in Tools & Home Improvement (See Top 100 in Tools & Home Improvement) #226 in Bidet Attachments


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Customer Reviews: 4.4 4.4 out of 5 stars 279 ratings


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Top Amazon Reviews

    • 10/10
Color: Black
I bought this simple because another review called it the “ass blaster 3000” and I thought it was HILARIOUS. I thought “why not try it? It’s 15 dollars. If it sucks, it was only 15 dollars.” It’s actually a good bidet. The installation is technically idiot proof but I am I think more than an idiot because I struggled a little bit. But it’s all good. Everything works! ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on August 29, 2024 by phoebe
    • Pressure washed salad!
Color: Black
My O ring has been blasted clean for the last week and I'm not complaining. My buttz so clean it squeaks when I walk. 5 stars
Reviewed in the United States on April 12, 2025 by Brandon M.
    • Good, could be great
Color: Black
Love the self clean function, install is easy, works as advertised HOWEVER there's a couple of improvements that could be made. The pressure of the water is not quite what I have experienced from other attachments, I find myself using the bidet longer as a result. Positioning, pretty self explanatory, but I've adjusted the bidet as best I can, and we're still not in the right spot. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on September 2, 2024 by Randa Retzlaff
    • Clean butt
Color: Black
The name should be renamed a$$blaster 1000 There's nothing negative to say about this thing it is on point what you expect when you buy something does what it needs to do and the price was phenomenal for the black one I bought spares just in case it broke down I think is worth more than what I paid
Reviewed in the United States on August 11, 2024 by Amazon Customer
    • Sturdy
Color: Black
Sturdy, ready to install, functions as it's supposed to. Love it.
Reviewed in the United States on August 24, 2024 by Letha Hansen
    • Human Chicks, not just Dudes, can use this!
Color: Black
Laughing I’m not going to add a picture The unit is of quality build. I am considering buying it for my other toilets, as this one was installed in the master bathroom. I use very cold well water (TTL), soooo with that said folks, it’s all natural, no heater, so our private parts will be sprayed in my home with chilly water (for you cold sensitive folks, it is what it is). I bought this unit for my 58 year young husband. He’s the handy type, and had no real difficulty with installing. If some didn’t know, we women can use it, but I didn’t know that when purchasing. It is a great value for the money. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on March 11, 2021 by GrAnnieSmith
    • Great besides the manufacturer defect
Color: Black
Review Image by Jeremy Jeremy
The hose was not crimped on the fitting and blew apart when I turned the water on
Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2025 by Jeremy Jeremy
    • Word of Advice
Color: Black
Make sure you are sitting on the toilet or something when making sure the water is pointed in the right direction and coming out at a decent speed… I got it right to the face and the chest. I was pure comedic gold! But it works well! Easy to install and would highly recommend to others!!! Bought it when I had my neck surgery and didn’t want another dude wiping my a**. Took care of that. I’d be a spokes model for real! A** Blaster 3000!!! 😂 ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2024 by Michael Hill

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