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Description
Cross-Dressing Mafia Brothers, a dark comedy thriller that’s so twisted it makes a pretzel look straight. Imagine The Sopranos meets RuPaul’s Drag Race, then inject it with a syringe full of bath salts and let it loose in a Miami strip club. Now you’re starting to get the idea.The story follows Jimmy and Johnny Ricci, two dim-witted mafia enforcers who find themselves in Witness Protection. But here’s the catch: instead of blending into suburbia, they’re forced to go deep undercover as male strippers at Dickey’s II, a Miami strip club catering to horny bachelorette parties. That’s where their undercover operation begins...and spirals wildly out of control.When a shortage of “talent” next door at Pussy’s II, the adjoining female revue club, pushes them into cross-dressing on stage, things get hilariously unhinged. Picture these muscle-bound morons in heels and sequined dresses, trying to twerk for mobsters who would shank their own mothers if it meant getting the right kind of lap dance. The brothers are stuck not only between crime and law but also between the confused passions of horny old mafia dons and a deranged WITSACK (Witness Infiltration Tactical Shit-Ass Cover Kit)—a shady government agency so incompetent it’s a wonder anyone survives.Cross-Dressing Mafia Brothers is an odyssey of desperate tucking, morally ambiguous “Magic Mountain Powder” snorting, and constant identity crises. The Riccis bumble through the underworld’s most ludicrous challenges: rival drag queens sabotaging their performances, mobsters falling in love with their female alter egos, and vibrating anal glitter bombs in the VIP rooms that force them to ask: Is this really for my country?It’s a story packed with dark humor, absurd situations, and the kind of twisted social commentary that would make Orwell either laugh or puke. If you want to represent a book that’s unapologetically filthy, irreverent, and ready to terrorize the literary world with its gender-bending, crime-thriller insanity, then Cross-Dressing Mafia Brothers is your golden ticket. Read more
Publication date : November 9, 2024
Language : English
File size : 5789 KB
Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Screen Reader : Supported
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
X-Ray : Not Enabled
Word Wise : Enabled
