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Paddle Faster, I Hear Banjos | Funny Camping, River Rafting Canoe Kayak T-Shirt

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Arrives Saturday, May 31
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Size: Medium


Color: Navy Blue


Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 10 x 8 x 0.74 inches; 200 Pounds


Item model number ‏ : ‎ paddlefaster


Department ‏ : ‎ mens


Date First Available ‏ : ‎ December 19, 2017


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Top Amazon Reviews


  • Great shirt, sizing was perfect.
Size: X-Large Color: Navy Blue
The shirt is a nice quality...feels good and the screen print is done very well. Overall this is a product i would recommend.
Reviewed in the United States on December 30, 2023 by Donna B. Gallaher

  • Great shirt!
Size: Medium Color: Navy Blue
Great fit, really soft. Pretty beefy. Love it, and the message is pretty funny for fans of the movie!
Reviewed in the United States on July 26, 2021 by Kay K.

  • FUN TEE
Size: X-Large Color: Navy Blue
GOOD FIT- GOOD QUALITY- FUN DECAL
Reviewed in the United States on January 29, 2025 by ADAM ARNAULT

  • yes i got this for me... sooo soft!
Size: 3X-Large Color: Navy Blue
i got it in a 3x. i'm pretty heavy chested and it's still nice and roomy. though i can't really say where it should be as far as how long it is for that reason. the material is so very very soft! it's like i'm wearing a favorite t for years of wearing. amazing soft. the seams seem pretty solid, the print's pretty clear so far. not sure how many washes it'll stand up to but as a new shirt, it's pretty good looking and sharp imaging. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on July 22, 2019 by K Storm

  • Deliverance Humor
Size: XX-Large Color: Navy Blue
Great conversation starter. We live in the Ozarks so this takes on a whole new meaning to folks around here. The shirt is well-made. We went up a size, but it washes and dries nicely.
Reviewed in the United States on August 9, 2023 by Angie Lynn & Eddie Lee Angie Lynn & Eddie Lee

  • Pretty funny and nice fit
Size: Large Color: Navy Blue
Just the saying is funny and hubby loves canoeing.
Reviewed in the United States on July 7, 2023 by Drew

  • Most comfortable t-shirt I own
Size: XX-Large Color: Navy Blue
This is the most comfortable shirt I own. It is wonderful for wearing around the house and for doing chores. It also looks nice enough for going out. I love it so much I bought another one.
Reviewed in the United States on March 22, 2023 by J.Hughes

  • Too long, loose fit and poor quality
Size: Medium Color: Navy Blue
It's too long and the fitting is loose. It is also rough to touch.
Reviewed in the United States on November 20, 2023 by RN

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