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High Cotton Well, Butter My Butt & Call Me A Biscuit Look Doormat

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Availability: 19 left in stock
Fulfilled by High Cotton Inc.
Arrives Jul 11 – Jul 12
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Features

  • 18" x 27" and made from 100% Olefin indoor/outdoor carpet with stitched edges and color fast ink
  • Cleaning is easy, simply wash with hose and dry flat

Description

Your guests will laugh out loud when they arrive at your door. These hysterical doormats are funny yet functional

Brand: High Cotton


Material: Olefin


Item Weight: 1 Pounds


Pile Height: Low Pile


Construction Type: Handmade


Brand: High Cotton


Material: Olefin


Item Weight: 1 Pounds


Pile Height: Low Pile


Construction Type: Handmade


Back Material Type: Cotton


Color: Color2


Indoor/Outdoor Usage: Indoor


Theme: Fun


Is Stain Resistant: No


Product Care Instructions: Hand Wash Only


Pattern: Letter Print


Shape: Rectangular


Special Feature: Washable


Room Type: Hallway


Product Dimensions: 27"L x 18"W


Rug Form Type: Doormat


Style: Modern


Min. Required Door Width: 18 Inches


Number of Pieces: 1


Water Resistance Level: Water Resistant


Is Autographed: No


Model Name: Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit


Age Range (Description): Adult


Recommended Uses For Product: Welcoming guests, decorative purposes


UPC: 638190212028


Item Weight: 1 pounds


Department: FUNNY DOORMATS


Manufacturer: High Cotton


Country of Origin: USA


Item model number: M212


Is Discontinued By Manufacturer: No


Date First Available: March 22, 2009


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If you place your order now, the estimated arrival date for this product is: Jul 11 – Jul 12

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Top Amazon Reviews

    • LOVE THIS MAT!!!
I’ve gotten SOOOOO many compliments on this mat! Actually had to get my mom one so she wouldn’t take mine lol! It’s held up wonderfully in all types of weather conditions. One of my other favorite things about this mat was the absolutely hilarious sticker from the company on the backside. Oh my goodness I adore humor like that! I showed it to everyone along with my mat. Kudos to whomever created that. Keep up the good work!! I highly recommend purchasing one!! ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on August 30, 2023 by Posey
    • Awesome and adorable
I bought this as a present for my boyfriend almost a year ago. We love this doormat! It is made of great material and still looks new. Any time someone comes over and sees this for the first time they ask where we got it and want one for themselves. I love this so much I put it on the inside of the door just in case someone loves it so much they try to take it. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on October 20, 2014 by EM
    • Cute and well made
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Review Image by May B May B
Got this in the mail today, it is so cute and decently sized. I actually expected it to be a little smaller but it is what I would consider average doormat size. The mat itself is very soft, and seems well made. The sticker on back is also quite amusing. Very much enjoy this and can't wait to hear visitor's thoughts. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2017 by May B May B
    • Great for indoors!
Review Image by TZ804 TZ804
This thing looks pretty thin and cheap but it is hilarious so I don't care I would never put it outside because it would probably only last a week but it is perfect as the indoor mat when you walk in the house
Reviewed in the United States on April 20, 2016 by TZ804 TZ804
    • It's seen a lot of traffic in and out of our apartment yet still looks great. Other than the usual dust and dirt that ...
My husband and I had been looking at buying this exact mat for over a year when we finally bought it. When it finally arrived, we were ecstatic with the product. It's seen a lot of traffic in and out of our apartment yet still looks great. Other than the usual dust and dirt that accumulates over time, the mat itself has held up perfectly and still looks brand new after it's cleaned off. We've had many laughs over it and lots of comments from guests/friends that it was unique and cute. It's been a hit at our home from day one and we've been nothing but extremely satisfied with both the product and the service we received during purchase. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on August 28, 2015 by Faith Leonberger
    • Cute for entry into a biscuit lovers man cave!
Cute door mat, hilarious product sticker on back of doormat!
Reviewed in the United States on February 14, 2022 by SJN
    • A good chuckle!
Review Image by Lis Lis
Over priced. The last time I bought this it was $12. Lol. It's a bit smaller but decent quality.
Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2020 by Lis Lis
    • Thin
Love the saying cracks me up just wanted it thinker it’s pretty thin but still cute I’ll keep it
Reviewed in the United States on May 3, 2020 by Ashley Smith

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