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Neal Carey has to keep the mob, the FBI, and a major television personality from killing his newest client-- but he's tempted to do the job himself. Sometime student and ever-reluctant detective Neal Carey would rather be finishing a dull doctoral thesis than staring down the nose of a loaded gun-- but his new assignment doesn't sound dangerous. All he's got to do is pull off the ultimate makeover: turn Polly Paget-- a gum-chewing, foul-mouthed, big- haried broad-- into a perfect lady in time to testify in a rape case against Jack Landis, head of the Family Cable Network and America's most beloved family man. But Polly isn't cooperating, and everyone-- including a former FBI agent, and an obsessive-compulsive hitman, the Mafia, a porn prince, and a slew of tabloid reporters-- is on her trail turning Neal's "simple" assignment into a deadly game of duck-duck-goose. In a hellish and hilarious escapade that takes him from the deserts of Nevada to the bright lights of Las Vegas, and finally to a hair-raising climax in a shoddily built amusment park, Neal tries to escape the mob's big guns while taking a slippery walk up the world's biggest water slide. Read more
Publisher : St. Martin's Paperbacks
Publication date : July 15, 1998
Language : English
Print length : 277 pages
ISBN-10 : 0312966172
ISBN-13 : 71
Item Weight : 5.4 ounces
Dimensions : 4.25 x 0.72 x 6.75 inches
Best Sellers Rank: #1,706,211 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #87,299 in Mysteries (Books) #835,553 in Literature & Fiction (Books)
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