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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Uranus Soap - Made in the USA, 2oz (56g) Travel or Hotel Sized Guest Bar Soap

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Condition
New
Model
S4522
Dimensions
1.77 x 2.24 x 0.98 in
Weight
2.1 oz
Color
Uranus
Scent Name
Unscented
Skin Type
Normal

Features 5

  • This bar of soap may be small, but Uranus is massive. Keep it by your sink to clean up after you've been to the farthest reaches and back.
  • Unscented (just like Uranus). Stamped with the astronomical symbol for Uranus. Each piece of mini soap is 2oz 2.25" x 1.75" x 1"
  • Makes the perfect little present for your friend who is full of gas or a family member who can only be described as an ice giant. Ideal for stocking stuffers.
  • Made in the USA. Not tested on animals.

Description

Doesn't Uranus belong in your bathroom? Unscented. Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little soaps! FOAM SWEET FOAM soaps are very nice as a gift or a guest soap. Ponder. Rinse. Repeat. 2 oz. / 56 g. Not tested on animals. Made in the USA. This is a small bar of soap, similar to what you may find in a hotel. It is ideal as a guest soap, for travel, or as a stocking-stuffer gift. A U.S. quarter is shown for scale. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild is a company that creates unique and whimsical products inspired by art, philosophy, and intellectual discourse. We offer a range of products including toys, games, home decor, and gifts, all infused with humor and intelligence. At The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, our mission is to bring philosophy and laughter to everyday life. Our origins are shrouded in mystery. Some accounts trace the Unemployed Philosophers Guild's birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Others argue it dates from the High Middle Ages. More recently, historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to New York City in the late 90s, when two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff. We are employed, just not as philosophers.

Specs 29

Product Dimensions 1.77 x 2.24 x 0.98 inches; 2.1 ounces
Manufacturer recommended age 13 years and up
Item model number S4522
Manufacturer The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
Scent Name Unscented
Skin Type Normal
Product Benefits Adds style to any bathroom sink.
Additional Features Travel Size, Unscented

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Top Amazon Reviews

Gag gift
Ridiculous and super tiny BUT it’s a gag gift what else would you truly expect. Can’t speak on the actual quality of the soap inside but the wrapping was accurate to the image and it served it’s purpose for me.
Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2023 by Aaaaaa
Fun gag gift
Got it as a gift. Way smaller than anticipated, it's not as big as a regular soap bar... but again if it was it would not fit! ;P LOL
Reviewed in the United States on August 2, 2023 by F
WAAAY too small for the price!
PAY ATTENTION TO THE DESCRIPTION!!! This is REALLY small - but (after having bought/received it - and annoyed it was so small), I went back to the listing, and sure enough - THE DIMENSIONS ARE RIGHT THERE! It says (in MANY places) what the dimensions of this soap are. Did I pay attention to that? No... So, I went ahead & got it as a gag gift (like everyone else here did) - but wow, it really IS small! Wound up feeling the joke was really on ME (for having bought this). Yes - the name of the soap is funny - and yes, I wound up giving it as the gag gift, anyway... but a huge part of me felt ripped off. A lot of money for something this small - funny title or not. (And yes - corners of the packaging were scuffed up, like it'd been tossed around a bit...) Just pay attention to the ad description, and know in advance what to expect. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2025 by Victor
Funny
These soaps are cute and smell nice. We bought these as stocking stuffers for a few older teenage boys in our family. They’re funny and were well received.
Reviewed in the United States on June 14, 2025 by KLAG
It's a gag gift but it'll do. I didn't read other reviews.
Review Image by Joseph Stinson
Got it as a gag gift, and it'll serve it's purpose but as with other reviews the corners are worn and the size is super small. A little bigger than the size of a plug from a phone charger. I really didn't care the condition as long as it had it's package mostly intact. This will go great paired together with the Weener Cleaner Soap. Purchase for the label not the size cause only then will the size not matter with this product. Increased the rating an extra star because the seller at least tried to contact and make things right despite the fact that I never asked them to or expected it. Great customer service deserves recognition after all in this day and age. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on December 5, 2024 by Joseph Stinson
Pretty small even for a gag gift.
For the size, it’s worth maybe $1.99. It’s just not that impressive. For the cost, it should have been at least as big, if not bigger than the average bar soap. I get that it’s a gag, but very little thought was put into the wrapper, small image of the planet, three rather weak jokes on the back and sides, and all the corners of the package were already scuffed and showing white through the black wrapper. Save your money, buy something else. These philosophers deserve to be unemployed. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on December 23, 2022 by chris mclaughlin
Way to small for your money
Review Image by Deanna
Review Image by Deanna
I was not expecting a bar of soap this small for $5.95. As you can see it is less than half the size of a regular bar of soap. It will make an ok stocking stuffer. Came packaged well, wrapping a bit tired, cannot speak for quality but does not have any strong odors good or bad. I would hesitate to recommend because I think overpriced. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on December 18, 2024 by Deanna
Great gag gift
This is funny. Smaller than I thought but more of a joke stocking stuffer.
Reviewed in the United States on November 4, 2018 by Jodi C
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