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Dean Castle arrived at Evermoon Hollow with nothing but his truck, his toolbox, and a whole lot of guns. Now he's the sole human handyman in a survival commune filled with gorgeous vampire women. With their unique diet compromising their strength, they need not only his practical skills, but also his killer instinct to survive. Building plumbing systems, blasting monsters, scavenging the wasteland, and unlocking supernatural powers with an unlikely fey companion—all in a day's work for our hero.But this settlement needs work. Between defenses against military-grade monsters, sustainable water systems, and infrastructure that can withstand whatever hell the wasteland throws at them, Dean's got his hands full. Good thing he excels at handling demanding projects, and even more demanding ladies.When the world's gone to hell, there's nothing like being the last man standing—especially when you're standing in a trailer park full of admiring vampire women.Complete with a brief foreword by Michael Dalton and a cast full of quirky characters, TPBV promises to be one of the most memorable base-building books you'll listen to all year. Read more

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    • Another Virgil banger
Format: Kindle
So before I leave a review I'd like to talk about the authors note. As a long time fan of virgil he's pretty quirky and unique with his ideas. Ive seen him posting about this project for ages on patreon. So I cringe when I saw the other trailer park book that got released recently. Imagine my pleasant surprise when I saw an authors note from that author in this book pretty cool of them. REVIEW:NOW THEN unto the review. This book is pretty great I feel like virgil just looks for the most random premise to write books and somehow nails it lol. This a post apocalyptic setting with all kinds of monsters and beasties but still nails that slice of post apocalyptic life vibe. The characters are fun and the story is interesting. I had alot of good laughs and threre was even some tense moments sprinkled in. I am very much looking forward to book 2! ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2025 by Alex S
    • Good read
Format: Kindle
Thank you for the great story. I really enjoyed it. Definitely a unique take on the harem series. Good job!
Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026 by Kindle Customer
    • A pleasant diversion
Format: Kindle
This was a quick, amusing read. My only nitpicking would be about how convenient everything is for the main character. Whatever he needs, he gets, usually immediately.
Reviewed in the United States on July 13, 2025 by Darkwave Fan
    • More Than Expected!
Format: Kindle
This was an unexpected pleasure, and a lot of fun! Comparisons to the other two series mentioned in the Foreword are unavoidable if you have read either of them previously, of course. But this first book feels very much like its own thing, in a lot of good ways. The world and lore we get to see are interesting, a mix of hidden supernatural and zombie apocalypse that pulled me in quickly. Magic is there, but it’s subtle for the most part when it is seen. No flashy fireballs or creating mansions with a wave of the hand here. Yes, it has plenty of silliness and spice, but those mainly serve to break up the slice of life bad building and all the danger, which is a good thing. Dean is my favorite kind of MC, a good guy with some knowledge and talent, but not an overpowered Giga Chad. He also doesn’t make stupid choices just to up the drama, which I also respect and prefer. Add in the zany and fun supporting cast of ladies and you have a story I liked way more than I expected from the title. Absolutely looking forward to book 2! ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on June 10, 2025 by Kyle Wilson
    • Apples and Oranges
Format: Kindle
Anybody who's read Trailer Park Elves is immediately going to think this is a rip-off. It's not. In fact there is a letter from the author of Trailer Park Elves in the foreword explaining the situation. Besides the trailer park theme, that's where the similarities end. Trailer Park Bikini Vampires is a different story with some great comedy of a different flavor than TPE. You want Jerry Springer, Trailer Park Elves. You want some just really off the wall quips, Trailer Park Bikini Vampires. I enjoyed the read but I do wish the author wouldn't rush the last few chapters of the book. The beginning and middle were a nice pace but the final third did feel rushed, especially at crucial moments that would have added more substance. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on July 7, 2025 by Kindle Customer
    • Man I love the trailer park books LOL
Format: Kindle
Not really sure why but this series just really took to me, I'll have some details for a little while but I just really do love the setting, the story, the characters and it's just so well written and flow so well it's hard to be. I've read all the trailer park series out of right now whether it's goblins elves and then this one and so far this is the one to beat. 5 stars on spicy scenes, FYI fully explicit no FTb. Just the way we like it! I felt like there was a healthy amount of mix of this into the story without being too much but without making me way too long to get to the next one. I kind of find for my liking about 5 to 6 per book and that's about what this one average ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on November 17, 2025 by Soft kitty
    • An interesting twist to an apocalypse Story
Format: Kindle
I really like the way the story is written. There is lots of action and the characters are very well thought out. They are three dimensional and interact realistically with each other. I am looking forward to reading where the story goes in the future. The only thing that detoured me a little bit was I thought there is a little too much spicy scenes, but this is an erotic story. they can be skipped without losing any story development. I hope there is more story coming in the future. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on June 2, 2025 by Kindle Customer Tim N
    • Good read, much better than I expected from the title
Format: Kindle
Steamy and interesting plot, New take on the typical post apocalyptic story line. Hoping the next one releases very soon.
Reviewed in the United States on September 4, 2025 by Tomthumb

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