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At a glance

Condition
New
Listening Length
3 hours and 53 minutes
Author
Sam Munson
Publication date
November 11, 2025
Language
English
Publisher
Blackstone Publishing
Version
Unabridged

Description

Kafkaesque slow-burn domestic horror from a master of the uncanny.Mr. Montessori and his family return home from a trip to the beach to discover that their sofa is different. Once dark and contemporary, it’s now antique, green and yellow, and smelling faintly of damp.Its appearance and origins are a mystery. A joke? An inverted theft? A break in the fabric of reality? Yes, the police take the “crime” seriously. But what happens next lies outside their expertise. Strange sounds in the night. A half-bathroom toilet with a mind of its own. Odd, fleeting glimpses of something, or someone, in mirrors. The inexplicable vision of Montessori’s neighbor: He swears he saw a burglar.Montessori’s quest for answers will take him to a dank highway overpass in decayed upstate New York, a very strange dry-cleaning supply concern in outermost Queens, and into the depths of an eerie, warped forest where time and space no longer connect, all while putting his ever-more- troubled marriage and young family in grave danger. But that’s what it costs to find out if we own our possessions—or if they own us.Munson emerges as a master stylist in this tense, taut work of surreal humor and psychological horror. Read more

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Listening Length 3 hours and 53 minutes
Author Sam Munson
Narrator Sam Munson
Publication date November 11, 2025
Language English
Publisher Blackstone Publishing
Version Unabridged
Program Type Audiobook

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