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Paddle Faster, I Hear Banjos | Funny Camping, River Rafting Canoe Kayak T-Shirt

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Size: Large


Color: Navy Blue


Description

The Ann Arbor T-shirt Company is composed of dozens of artists, screen printers, art techs, logistics professionals, embroiderers, and support staff, all operating out of Ann Arbor, Michigan (about 40 miles west of Detroit). We give our employees subsidized healthcare, a 401k match, company soccer and kickball teams, catered employee lunches, and quarterly company parties around town. While we believe in treating our employees with respect as a matter of course, it makes business sense, too. Happy people make better shirts - cooler art, higher quality prints, more exacting quality control, etc. From top to bottom, our people are proud of the product we produce, and cannot wait to share it with you. If you ever find yourself in Ann Arbor, stop in for some coffee and a tour - we'd love to show you how we make our stuff! Some river humor in an expertly applied and cured screen print on a soft, smooth ringspun men's crewneck tee shirt. Printed with pride and gratitude in Ann Arbor, Michigan. When you buy one of our shirts, your money is flying all around the country. The percentages vary between products as input prices fluctuate (and a small percent of our catalogue is fully imported), but for the most part, it looks something like this: We have internal apprentice and educational programs that result in screen printing professionals with a thorough understanding of how ink chemistry, curing heats, and apparel fibers all interplay. Getting the combinations wrong can result in crooked prints, faded inks, or scratchy shirt fabric. We pay a bit more for top shelf inks because they are worth it! QCM inks are better for the environment (one of the first ink companies to go phthalate free), more vibrant, and last longer than the cheap stuff. Our screen printing presses and support equipment are engineered and manufactured by M&R in Roselle, Illinois. Having the best tools allow our printers to move faster with less waste, allowing us to create high quality products at a lower cost, which we pass to you! We proudly design, print, & embroider the majority of our products completely in our Ann Arbor, MI factory! The Ann Arbor T-shirt Company grew from a dorm room project between two friends at the University of Michigan. Our workers receive fair wages, healthcare, 401k matches, & meals. Machines, inks, & most inputs are U.S. sourced, & shirts mostly made of U.S. cotton. Producing in-house keeps quality up & prices low. We love giving people fun ways to express themselves and strike up conversations with their neighbors.

Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 10 x 8 x 0.74 inches; 200 Pounds


Item model number ‏ : ‎ paddlefaster


Department ‏ : ‎ mens


Date First Available ‏ : ‎ December 19, 2017


Best Sellers Rank: #540,181 in Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry (See Top 100 in Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry) #23,694 in Men's Novelty T-Shirts


#23,694 in Men's Novelty T-Shirts:


Customer Reviews: 4.6 4.6 out of 5 stars (1,379)


Color: Navy Blue


Fit Type: Regular Fit


Style Name: Paddlefaster


Neck Style: Crew Neck


Sleeve Type: Short Sleeve


Shirt Form Type: T-Shirt


Sport Type: Rafting


character: sports


collar-type: Band Collar


Pattern: Solid


Apparel Closure Type: Pull On


Cuff Type: No Cuff


Apparel Occasion and Lifestyle: Camping


Occasion Type: Vacation


Back Style: T Back


Brand Name: Ann Arbor T-shirt Co.


Model Name: Paddlefaster


Style Number: 0-1fba_paddlefaster-2010004003


Import Designation: Made in USA and Imported


Number of Items: 1


Manufacturer Part Number: 0-fba_paddlefaster-2010004003


Age Range Description: Adult


Sleeve Length Description: Short Sleeve


Fit to Size Sentiment: Positive


Material Type: Cotton


Fabric Type: 100% Cotton


Product Care Instructions: Machine Wash


Fabric Stretchability: Non-stretchable


Apparel Fabric Weight Class: Medium Weight


Apparel Fabric Stretch: No Stretch


Item Length Description: Standard Length


Garment Size Country: United States


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Top Amazon Reviews


  • Great shirt, sizing was perfect.
Size: X-Large Color: Navy Blue
The shirt is a nice quality...feels good and the screen print is done very well. Overall this is a product i would recommend.
Reviewed in the United States on December 30, 2023 by Donna B. Gallaher

  • Great shirt!
Size: Medium Color: Navy Blue
Great fit, really soft. Pretty beefy. Love it, and the message is pretty funny for fans of the movie!
Reviewed in the United States on July 26, 2021 by Kay K.

  • FUN TEE
Size: X-Large Color: Navy Blue
GOOD FIT- GOOD QUALITY- FUN DECAL
Reviewed in the United States on January 29, 2025 by ADAM ARNAULT

  • yes i got this for me... sooo soft!
Size: 3X-Large Color: Navy Blue
i got it in a 3x. i'm pretty heavy chested and it's still nice and roomy. though i can't really say where it should be as far as how long it is for that reason. the material is so very very soft! it's like i'm wearing a favorite t for years of wearing. amazing soft. the seams seem pretty solid, the print's pretty clear so far. not sure how many washes it'll stand up to but as a new shirt, it's pretty good looking and sharp imaging. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on July 22, 2019 by K Storm

  • Deliverance Humor
Size: XX-Large Color: Navy Blue
Great conversation starter. We live in the Ozarks so this takes on a whole new meaning to folks around here. The shirt is well-made. We went up a size, but it washes and dries nicely.
Reviewed in the United States on August 9, 2023 by Angie Lynn & Eddie Lee Angie Lynn & Eddie Lee

  • Pretty funny and nice fit
Size: Large Color: Navy Blue
Just the saying is funny and hubby loves canoeing.
Reviewed in the United States on July 7, 2023 by Drew

  • Most comfortable t-shirt I own
Size: XX-Large Color: Navy Blue
This is the most comfortable shirt I own. It is wonderful for wearing around the house and for doing chores. It also looks nice enough for going out. I love it so much I bought another one.
Reviewed in the United States on March 22, 2023 by J.Hughes

  • Too long, loose fit and poor quality
Size: Medium Color: Navy Blue
It's too long and the fitting is loose. It is also rough to touch.
Reviewed in the United States on November 20, 2023 by RN

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