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I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle

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Format: DVD October 23, 2018


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When a Satanist biker is killed by a gang of Hells Angels, an evil spirit he was summoning possesses his old Norton Commando motorcycle. So, when unsuspecting local courier Nick "Noddy" Oddie (Neil Morrissey, TV’s Men Behaving Badly) becomes the bike's new owner, little does he know that it runs on blood and has a habit for killing Hells Angels and anyone else who gets in its way. Veteran British TV director Dirk Campbell (In the Night Garden…) made his feature film directorial debut with this cult classic which co-stars Michael Elphick (The Element of Crime), Anthony Daniels (C-3PO of the Star Wars franchise) and Burt Kwouk (Cato Fong of The Pink Panther films). Special Features: -Brand New 4K Restoration -Audio Commentary with Director Dirk Campbell, Writers John Wolskel & Mycal Miller and Actor Alan Frank -Vampire's Lair - Featurette -We Made a Vampire Motorcycle - Documentary -Where Are They Now - Featurette -Reversible Art -Theatrical Trailer

Is Discontinued By Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ No


MPAA rating ‏ : ‎ NR (Not Rated)


Product Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 0.7 x 7.5 x 5.4 inches; 2.72 ounces


Media Format ‏ : ‎ Anamorphic, NTSC, Subtitled


Run time ‏ : ‎ 1 hour and 41 minutes


Release date ‏ : ‎ October 23, 2018


Actors ‏ : ‎ Anthony Daniels, Burt Kwouk, Neil Morrissey


Subtitles: ‏ ‎ English


Studio ‏ : ‎ Kino Lorber


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    • best movie of all time
this is the best movie of all times. please watch under the influence of substances, youll have the time of your life. its so over the top and takes itself too seriously, i love it. the poop scene is great, the fight scenes are great, its all great. very dated and somewhat offensive but otherwise hilarious. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on September 24, 2021 by Emmett B.
    • A classic of Bad Cinema. Not just bad cinema
A classic of Bad Cinema. Not just bad cinema, but Bad Cinema. If you like trashy movies, classic bikes, and inexplicable scatological puppets, well buddy... this is a movie for you! The animatronics where a Norton Commando gets changed into a monster are a special treat. I know what I'm about to say here is high praise, but this cinematic masterpiece is the Birth of a Nation of Satanic motorcycle horror movies featuring a 1974 year model British motorcycle . ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2015 by kevin
    • A different kind of biker movie
Excellent I laughed long and hard. If you enjoy cheesy exploitation flicks you've got to see this.
Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2026 by Bruce A. Baldy
    • I enjoyed it. I just bought a Norton
I enjoyed it. I just bought a Norton.
Reviewed in the United States on September 23, 2016 by Greg Crow
    • Great Movie
I really enjoyed the movie. I recommend it to anybody who likes strange, random humor. This was definitely an underrated, surprisingly not very well known movie with lots of ridiculous laughs.
Reviewed in the United States on June 21, 2019 by Carrie Borland
    • Just simply amazing
This movie is sooooo gooood !!! It’s got vampire motorcycles, sentient poop, cliche gangs , and c3p0 himself Anthony Daniels . You can’t go wrong. Laughed my head off
Reviewed in the United States on January 4, 2018 by tricke352
    • If you love cheese you'll love it!
As a collector of really bad movies, I NEEDED this in my collection. There is almost no budget, the script (what there is of it) is totally goofy and the acting is unbelievably over the top. in the scenes where the bike drives itself, I'm sure it was a toy on strings. it seems that the director (or somebody) thought there would be a demand for a sequel so they left the ending kinda open. If you enjoy movies like Godzilla (with a bit more blood) then you should enjoy this, otherwise run away very fast!!! ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on August 6, 2018 by Craig
    • A zany British horror comedy about a motorcycle that drinks blood. A zany British horror comedy about a motorcycle that drinks blood.
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This movie is a weird little thing. After a devil-summoning cultist is murdered mid-conjuring only to have the demon possess his motorcycle, Noddy (Neil Morrissey; Bob the Builder) ends up buying the fixer-upper bike. Now this motorcycle is possessed by some named powerful demon, not a vampire. But the motorcycle is vulnerable to all weaknesses of a classic vampire, along with exorcism. Whatever. At some point we need to wave our hands in the air and decide we just don’t care when the garlic-indulgent inspector repels the foul spirit with his pungent garlic breath and just decide to go along for the ride. The humor gets… interesting. A talking severed head can be passed almost as a horror comedy trope (e.g., Evil Dead 2). But when Noddy has a conversation with his anthropomorphic poop in the toilet which then leaps into his mouth, you know you’ve wandered into some pretty weird territory. This motorcycle is almost like a werebike. When it intends to feed it grows spikes and horns and various deadly extremities making it look like some Hell chopper. Just one year after A Nightmare on Elm Street part 5: The Dream Child (1990) boasted a spectacular motorcycle death, our evil motorcycle is impaling its rider and finding ways to drive them to bloody murder. Then it would bite off a meter maid’s hand with its broken headlight like a toothy maw with glass shard teeth; cut off a priest’s fingers; and separate a nurse’s torso from her body. They ultimately defeat the motorcycle with a tanning bed. And while this may not be among the first tanning bed death scenes in horror (e.g., Death Spa, Killer Workout, Demons 2), it might be the first time (or even the only time) a tanning bed was used to kill the killer. There are much better really bad, gory, B-movies out there. But this isn’t a bad watch for fans of b-movies. Director Dirk Campbell (The Worst Witch, Moon and Me, My Petasaurus) would not continue his career in horror, but rather shifted to kids’ shows. Not sure how that transition came along. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on September 9, 2021 Reviewed in the United States on September 9, 2021 by John's Horror Corner

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