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Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Coolies - Unique Funny Small Useful Gifts for Men Who Have Everything, Insulated 12 oz. Bottle Cooler Sleeve w Zipper,Built-In Removable Opener,Funny Longneck Bottle Coolie

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Arrives Thursday, Jul 10
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Color: Epstein Didn't Kill Himself


Features

  • Be the Envy of the Party - Break out this 12-ounce bottle coozie 4-pack of Jeffrey Epstein Didnt Kill Himself parody coolies to bring some humor to your next get together. Dead men tell no tales, but conspiracy theories are plentiful, so if you want to be a party conversation starter, grab a set of these thermocooler beverage insulators to get the group talking about how Epstein didn't hang himself.
  • Best Birthday Gifts for Men Who Want Nothing - Whether shopping for your friend, father, husband, or boyfriend, if you need useful gifts for hard-to-shop-for men, these are cool gifts for Christmas, Valentine's Day, Wedding Anniversary, Birthday, or housewarming gifts for men. Contains four unique parody design. Plus, they lay flat to fit perfectly as a stocking stuffer or in the pocket of his favorite barbecue apron.
  • Favorite BBQ Companion - Memorial Day, 4th of July, and all other parties call for the coldest refreshment you can get. Whether in your backyard, at the beach, a pool-side barbecue, or camping, be sure to insulate your drinks to keep them chilled on hot days. You'll never want to drink another cerveza without these beverage holders!
  • Great For Winter - This beverage insulation cover is also great for cold weather, allowing your hands to stay warm while you enjoy your cool drink, so keep it handy at Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's, and all other winter get-togethers.
  • Soft & Compact - These coolies are 7.5" (19cm) tall and comfortably fit standard size 12 ounce longneck glass, aluminum and plastic bottles with a round base that measure up to 2.25" (6cm) in diameter. It is easy to grip and remains stable when set on a sturdy surface. Plus, since it is slightly stretchy, it is easy to put on and take off.

Description

AWESOMETIVITY is a USMC Veteran-Owned, U.S. based small business that specializes in designing fun, funny, unique, and useful gifts. If you are in search of the perfect gift for men and women for Christmas, Birthday (21st birthday, perhaps?), graduation, Father's Day, Mother's Day , anniversary , etc., these insulated cooler sleeves are the perfect gift for any of your family, friends, or other loved ones. And if you are looking to make a good impression at a holiday party by bringing a thoughtful host or hostess present, or even just providing a great conversation starter, bring these longneck bottle covers as a surefire way to get some attention! With such a wide variety of designs to choose from, there are themed coozies that are sure to please everyone. And be sure to check back to the AWESOMETIVITY storefront often, because we are constantly designing new packs. As a small business, we love to hear from our customers! If you have any questions, comments, suggestions, or feedback, please send us a message!


Size: 12 oz Bottle


Brand: AWESOMETIVITY


Color: Epstein Didn't Kill Himself


Material: Neoprene


Item Volume: 340 Milliliters


Size: 12 oz Bottle


Brand: AWESOMETIVITY


Color: Epstein Didn't Kill Himself


Material: Neoprene


Item Volume: 340 Milliliters


Number of Pieces: 4


Product Dimensions: 8.27 x 5.91 x 0.59 inches


Item Weight: 6.7 ounces


Manufacturer: AWESOMETIVITY


Country of Origin: China


Item model number: Funny_Bottle


Date First Available: December 24, 2020


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If you place your order now, the estimated arrival date for this product is: Thursday, Jul 10

Yes, absolutely! You may return this product for a full refund within 30 days of receiving it.

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Top Amazon Reviews


  • Cute
Color: Camping (4-Pack)
Good for the money! Cute funny sayings!
Reviewed in the United States ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ on September 11, 2022 by Amazon Customer

  • Great quality
Color: Camping (4-Pack)
Very well made
Reviewed in the United States ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ on July 31, 2022 by Cathy Cerqueira

  • Great Product!
Color: Good Parents (4-Pack)
These are great cookies. I like the sayings & colors. They look good & keep your beer cold. I canโ€™t get the bottle opener to work very well, but that could be me not knowing how to use it & it doesnโ€™t bother me because I have so many bottle openers. Would recommend this product.
Reviewed in the United States ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ on February 16, 2022 by Stacey Baker Stacey Baker

  • great quality
Color: Camping (4-Pack)
nice thick material and heavy duty
Reviewed in the United States ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ on June 9, 2022 by susan blanda

  • Great
Color: Good Parents (4-Pack)
My wife loves it! So was so excited to use them. The fact that they have bottle openers is great!!
Reviewed in the United States ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ on August 7, 2020 by Supermike

  • You will want these!
Color: Good Parents (4-Pack)
These koozies are awesome! I get lots of comments about how funny they are! They fit perfectly too!
Reviewed in the United States ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ on November 18, 2020 by S. Eastham

  • Fun Shower Gift
Color: Good Parents (4-Pack)
Super cute sayings. Gifted At a co-Ed baby shower and they used immediately!
Reviewed in the United States ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ on October 25, 2020 by Amazon Customer

  • Awesome!
Color: Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
Totes awesome - Traci!
Reviewed in the United States ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ on March 10, 2021 by Melinda

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