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Driver Darts by P*ss Missile, Premium Bamboo Wood Golf Tees - Iconic Tee Packging and Style, Cool Golf Gifts

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Color: Driver Darts (3.25")


Size: 4 Pack


Features

  • Flip Open a Pack of Tees: Four packs of 18, 3 14" (83mm) tall bamboo tees are designed to maximize ball height and launch distance from the tee box;
  • Get the Perfect Height, Every Time: Our iconic PMG logo is faced on the tee head, with our brand name along the tee shaft to give you visual cues to set the ideal ball height for consistency and precision.
  • Trendsetting Design & Easy Organization: Driver Darts are an excellent way to upgrade your on-course golfing accessories and make a statement to everyone else on the course - without looking like you're trying too hard.
  • Smart Tee Materials: Bamboo is aweseome; flexible and durable like plastic - plus rigidity qualities like wood tees. Not to mention its course conscious. This translates to strong flexible tees and you flexing on your foursome.
  • Leader in Clubhouse Vibes: Give a truly memorable stocking stuffer this year for the golfers in your life, for any skill level; White elephant gifts, gift exchanges, secret Santa, Groomsmen gifts, Father's Day, and Birthdays will be a blast;

Description

Out with the boring plastic bag of tees. Driver Darts come in a sturdy hinged-lid box built to survive the bottom of your golf bag — Load up, snap it shut, go hit something. When's the last time you gave a little love to your on-course accessories? You have the latest clubs, a clean 'fit, found the perfect golf ball (shameless plug P*ss Missile long distance golf balls) - but you need tees with swag. Just don't sleep on the organizational benefits. The box fits cleanly into your pockets, your bag's, push carts, and golf carts. Nice. Having the best qualities of both wood and plastic, bamboo tees are durable and flexible (1.5x stronger than traditional birch and wooden tees). Plus, they're course friendly unlike plastic. Tees are 3 1/4" (83mm for metric folks) which is ideal for ball height to absolutely nuke drives. We designed our tees to compliment our distance-focused golf balls. Each tee head has our iconic logo and the side displays lettering to set the right ball height - every time. How many tees come in a pack? Eighteen (18) premium bamboo tees come in each pack of Driver Darts How long are the tees? Why do taller tees matter? 3 1/4 inches (83mm). Branding along the tee supports setting consistent ball height (high or low, we don't judge). Longer golf tees can help you hit the ball further because they allow you to strike the ball on an upward trajectory What height do golfers usually set the ball? 1.5" is the standard height - about half the ball sits above driver crown 1.75" - 2" is common for high launch, low spin setups — maximizing carry distance Under 1.5" - usually advanced players; control launch height & spin more, less distance Why a bamboo tee? Bamboo has the ideal amount of flex to provide farther and straighter off the tee, plus the fast-growing material is more conscious to produce and is better for the course environment than plastic. P*ss Missile Driver Darts P*ss Missile Golf Balls Rain Maker Golf Balls White P*ss Missiles

Item Package Dimensions L x W x H: ‎6.85 x 2.36 x 1.93 inches


Package Weight: ‎0.13 kg


Item Dimensions LxWxH: ‎4.75 x 2 x 3.4 inches


Brand Name: ‎Piss Missile


Color: ‎Driver Darts (3.25")


Material: ‎Bamboo


Number of Items: ‎4


Manufacturer: ‎Piss Missile Golf


Size: ‎4 Pack


Date First Available: October 10, 2025


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Top Amazon Reviews


  • It's good
Color: Short Kings (1.5") Size: 1 Pack
Very nice.
Reviewed in the United States on July 12, 2026 by Amazon Customer

  • Excellent
Color: Short Kings (1.5") Size: 1 Pack
Just what I needed on the course. Even comes in a cool carrying case
Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2026 by Anthony

  • Golfer Gift
Color: Short Kings (1.5") Size: 1 Pack
Cute idea for the golfer in your life. Makes a great stocking stuffer or Father’s Day gift.
Reviewed in the United States on January 26, 2026 by Teresa aka CoffeenameLucy

  • These Piss Missles Work
Color: Short Kings (1.5") Size: 1 Pack
They sent my irons into beast mode on par 3’s
Reviewed in the United States on January 23, 2026 by Clint Spotleson

  • Must have!!
Color: Driver Darts (3.25") Size: 4 Pack
Adds ten yards to your drive!!!
Reviewed in the United States on November 16, 2025 by Jason pace

  • Hilarious Tee Box Conversation Starter – Best Golf Gag Gift Ever!
Color: Short Kings (1.5") Size: 1 Pack
These Driver Darts golf tees from P*ss Missile are hands-down the funniest and most unique golf accessory I've added to my bag this year. The pack comes with 18 premium 3.25" bamboo tees, each printed to look exactly like a classic filtered cigarette—complete with the orange "filter" tip and white body. The attention to detail is spot-on, and the iconic flip-top packaging mimics a real cigarette pack perfectly. It's pure genius humor for the golf course! Performance-wise, they're not just a novelty—they're solid tees. Made from sturdy bamboo, they hold up well to drivers without snapping easily (I've used about half the pack already with no breaks). The 3.25" length is ideal for modern drivers, giving consistent tee height, and they sit stably in the ground. Plus, being bamboo, they're more eco-friendly than plastic tees, which is a nice bonus. But let's be real: the real value is in the laughs. Every time I pull out the pack on the tee box, it gets immediate reactions—guys cracking up, asking where I got them, and taking photos. It's an instant icebreaker and mood-lifter for the whole group. I've already bought extra packs as stocking stuffers for my golf buddies, dad, and brother-in-law. Perfect for any golfer with a sense of humor who doesn't take the game (or themselves) too seriously. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on December 15, 2025 by Justin I

  • Great packaging, starts many conversations
Color: Driver Darts (3.25") Size: 4 Pack
Great looking tee, bright yellow easy to find.
Reviewed in the United States on December 4, 2025 by Troy Chacon

  • Great gag gift with real golf tees
Color: Short Kings (1.5") Size: 1 Pack
These are real golf tees in a gag gift packaging. The tees are in a box that looks like a cigarette box so it gets attention when you were on the golf course as everyone thinks you’re about to smoke but the jokes on them. The tees are actually very good and work very well.
Reviewed in the United States on December 16, 2025 by Kimmi M.

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