Suck A Bag of Dicks - Adult Pecker-Shaped Candy- Tell 'EM to Suck It! - 100 Pieces - 3 Ounces
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Features
- Comes in delicious fruity flavours
- Has a recognizeable nice flavour
- Useable as a funny gift
- Fun party favor
Description
Comes in delicious fruity flavours
Product Dimensions : 5.51 x 3.94 x 0.59 inches; 3.2 ounces
Item model number : CP-989
Date First Available : February 10, 2020
Manufacturer : Little Genie Productions
Best Sellers Rank: #21 in Sex Novelties
Customer Reviews: 4.3 4.3 out of 5 stars (90)
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I didn’t send this bag of dicks out of anger. I wasn’t seeking revenge. There was no dramatic backstory or betrayal. I sent it… just because. Because sometimes, friendship means randomly mailing someone a sack of colorful candy genitals without context. And let me tell you — it was glorious. I didn’t get to see my friend’s face when they opened it, but I felt the chaos. Somewhere out there, a grown adult opened a package, looked inside, and saw a writhing rainbow pile of gummy dicks. And in that moment, they knew: I was thinking of them. No warning. No note. Just vibes. The candy itself? They said it was “disturbingly good” and “weirdly chewy in a satisfying way.” Which is exactly how I want my unsolicited bags of dicks to be described. In a world full of boring gifts, this bag stands tall (well… kind of short and stubby) as a glorious middle finger wrapped in sugar. It’s the ultimate “just because” gift — confusing, hilarious, and lowkey delicious. Would I send again? Without hesitation. To everyone I love.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 10, 2025 by Aaron Harris
This was a funny gift for a friend she loved it had her laughing
Reviewed in the United States on July 12, 2026 by maria
Fun product
Reviewed in the United States on July 17, 2026 by Bildner
I placed orders for several friends and relatives. This is a great product.
Reviewed in the United States on June 11, 2026 by Lhang Dik
A bag of skittles is bigger than this bag! And way over priced for some candy!! You get charged more because if the shape! Ridiculous! Such a waste of money.... 🤷♀️
Reviewed in the United States on August 13, 2023 by Darren T.
Shipped decretly, kids like the flavor they enjoy and find them funny.
Reviewed in the United States on December 16, 2025 by Jeannette
Perfect! Made a bachelorette basket and the “bag of dicks” made the basket and a hit at the party!! 🍆🍆👍🏼
Reviewed in the United States on July 6, 2023 by Amazon Customer
These are tiny and really funny. We used them as cupcake topping. Haha. We out them in the frosting. They got the desired reaction. Haha. Very hilarious. But they really don't taste good as there's no taste, they just taste like a hard sugary paste. Yeah, not pleasant.
Reviewed in the United States on December 10, 2024 by Diamond