Parent-Proof! Stroker 'Milk Bottle' Male Masturbator, Pocket Pussies, Sex Toy for Adult Men's Masturbation, Sex Dolls for Men Sexy Pleasure, Male Masturbators.
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Features
- The Milk Bottle - a discreet yet highly realistic sex toy that won't cause embarrassment if discovered.
- Inspired by a milk bottle, this innovative design smashes the conventional box, allowing for discreet placement in plain sight.
- The unassuming look of the Milk Bottle makes it a subtle companion for on-the-go use.
- Its round design allows for easy upkeep, making post-pleasure clean-up a breeze.
- Even Mom and Dad Won't Know!
Color: Flesh
Material: Thermoplastic Elastomer (TPE)
Brand: YesWKIR
Style: Male Masturbator
Water Resistance Level: Waterproof
Package Dimensions : 7.05 x 3.07 x 3.03 inches; 14.82 ounces
Date First Available : March 5, 2023
Manufacturer : YesWKIR
Best Sellers Rank: #131 in Male Masturbators
Customer Reviews: 4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars (101)
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Top Amazon Reviews
I was very skeptical at this price, but the value is fantastic. Not only do you get the toy, it includes a drying rod (which I almost bought separately for the same price as the whole toy!), as well as a nice discreet bag you can keep it in, and some lube samples. The box and instructions it comes in is interesting and quite witty. The toy itself was quite decent, I wouldn't say it blew me (heh) away, but it did the job and was not uncomfortable, despite others such as the Tenga Spinner. It's more then long enough for most guys. Only annoying thing is that because it's long, it flops around while you're going at it. So you gotta adjust your grip if doing it one-handed. It's worth powdering it afterward - it was slightly sticky but then immediately restored the soft feel. Amazing value - Toy itself 4/5, Value 5/5.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 17, 2024 by Gob_Smack
When I first got this, I wasn't impressed. Seemed too large and floppy to give a good time. Jeez, was I wrong. The entrance has just a little bit of sucky grab to it that really teases the head of Mr. Happy, then grips most lusciously as you go past it into the interior, which has the most velvety ridges and really massages the ol' purple helmet in the most obscene fashion. I blew my brains out in it this afternoon, and I'm thinking giving it another go right now, it's insanely pleasurable and a fantastic deal for the price. EDIT: Glad this came back in stock, just bought two more. The first ones still work fine, they've just gotten a little stretched out from repeated use. Still fantastically pleasurable, and an unbelievable value for the price. In fact, it's time to have a little go-round with Miss Pinky right now.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 21, 2023 by LordTracy
Not as easy to clean as other devices that you can turn inside out. Squeeze the air out and insert, and it offers pleasurable suction. The rugae texture inside is especially nice. This is a nice size, but almost too thick? It feels soft, but all that material means it doesn’t warm as quickly as a smaller device would. Because of its size and tightness around the entry it can give the sensation of full engulfment as in PIV. Each person is going to have a different experience but this one made my next PIV session a little better because I appreciated being all the way in a little more.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 24, 2026 by P. Teeth Mahogany
When they restocked, they changed the packaging and brand. Not the same product from 2022. Disappointing.
Reviewed in the United States on October 7, 2025 by Alex A.
feels great, even after i broke through the back you can use it as a second hole, but it is a little small. it comes with instructions and s drying rod which makes it easy to clean, but overall it gets the job done but is a little weak and thin on the back end. 10/10 value though
Reviewed in the United States on January 17, 2025 by great but dosent work well with longer packages
Updated Review: There are a few obnoxious qualities to this design. For starters, it can't stand up like a bottle. Also, because it's round it tends to want to roll off surfaces which means a ton of hair/dust/ground crud will get stuck to it and interrupt your exercise. Further, the material used is extremely soft and stretchy which sounds good at first but what it really means is you'll constantly be having issues with lubrication compared to better designed toys. The material also seems to stick really strongly to skin so wherever the lube thins out immediately becomes a friction point which as you may know is the opposite of what you want from a toy like this. I'm dropping this to 2 stars because it's clear whoever makes this didn't notice the glaring issues. Either make the channel wider, change the internal channel shape to have more pockets for lubricant to hide in, or change the material to something less sticky. Also, the bottle shape could be changed to look like a milk carton or add a flared base so that it can stand upright and/or won't roll. Water-based lube seems to hold up the best but it's still not the best experience. Original Review: Has a surprising amount of dynamic texture for the price, doesn't rely on a repeating pattern. Rubber is a nice middle ground of stretchy and resistant. If warm, can be flipped inside out for cleaning and drying so hygiene gets high marks. Also doesn't make too much noise in use which is a required feature for many buyers... Only real downside is it's a bit longer than can be easily supported by the hand, so it flops around a bit too much when using it one handed. But some may like the untamed wildness of that. I may try to make some kind of cylinder tube to stabilize it. Kinda wish it came in a plastic milk bottle shaped container that could solve this!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2024 by Bob
Great quality product... comes in a nice box that's fully wrapped and discreet. Amazon says no talking about the cost in a review, which makes sense because the price can and will change over time ... but I will mention it in this context... the price was so low, that I thought for sure this was another one of those fly by night rip off sellers that pop up with unbelievable prices. The seller only had 3 products listed in total, and only 1 of those had any reviews, and it only had 1 review. But that was enough for me to give it a try, because usually the rip off sellers will not have any reviews on any products... and I still thought this is probably still a rip off....but I ordered two of the 3 products, and bam, both arrived the next day just as advertised. This amazing price may not last, but for now, the seller really is selling at below cost. So, thanks for that, seller!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2023 by Mike H.
I am usually averse to typical forms of pleasure, but this did the job really well. Came with a drying stick, five packets of water based lubricant and an exceedingly useful manual. Extremely impressive for the price point. I personally 3d printed a water cleaning tool since you can't turn it inside out and recommend you do the same if possible
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Reviewed in the United States on August 10, 2024 by Jinx