Parent-Proof! Stroker 'Milk Bottle' Male Masturbator, Pocket Pussies, Sex Toy for Adult Men's Masturbation, Sex Dolls for Men Sexy Pleasure, Male Masturbators.
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Features
- The Milk Bottle - a discreet yet highly realistic sex toy that won't cause embarrassment if discovered.
- Inspired by a milk bottle, this innovative design smashes the conventional box, allowing for discreet placement in plain sight.
- The unassuming look of the Milk Bottle makes it a subtle companion for on-the-go use.
- Its round design allows for easy upkeep, making post-pleasure clean-up a breeze.
- Even Mom and Dad Won't Know!
Color: Flesh
Material: Thermoplastic Elastomer (TPE)
Brand: YesWKIR
Style: Male Masturbator
Water Resistance Level: Waterproof
Package Dimensions : 7.4 x 3.11 x 3.03 inches; 1.08 Pounds
Date First Available : March 5, 2023
Manufacturer : YesWKIR
Best Sellers Rank: #177 in Male Masturbators
Customer Reviews: 4.0 4.0 out of 5 stars 96 ratings
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Top Amazon Reviews
I was very skeptical at this price, but the value is fantastic. Not only do you get the toy, it includes a drying rod (which I almost bought separately for the same price as the whole toy!), as well as a nice discreet bag you can keep it in, and some lube samples. The box and instructions it comes in is interesting and quite witty. The toy itself was quite decent, I wouldn't say it blew me (heh) away, but it did the job and was not uncomfortable, despite others such as the Tenga Spinner. It's more then long enough for most guys. Only annoying thing is that because it's long, it flops around while you're going at it. So you gotta adjust your grip if doing it one-handed. It's worth powdering it afterward - it was slightly sticky but then immediately restored the soft feel. Amazing value - Toy itself 4/5, Value 5/5.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 17, 2024 by Gob_Smack
When I first got this, I wasn't impressed. Seemed too large and floppy to give a good time. Jeez, was I wrong. The entrance has just a little bit of sucky grab to it that really teases the head of Mr. Happy, then grips most lusciously as you go past it into the interior, which has the most velvety ridges and really massages the ol' purple helmet in the most obscene fashion. I blew my brains out in it this afternoon, and I'm thinking giving it another go right now, it's insanely pleasurable and a fantastic deal for the price. EDIT: Glad this came back in stock, just bought two more. The first ones still work fine, they've just gotten a little stretched out from repeated use. Still fantastically pleasurable, and an unbelievable value for the price. In fact, it's time to have a little go-round with Miss Pinky right now.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 21, 2023 by LordTracy
This is, without a doubt, the best product of its kind. Because of the nature of the product's soft design, it'll need to be replaced every few months with regular use. Out of all the other products like it, I can only say that nothing else compares. 10/10. The only downside is now I need to buy more, but I can't find it listed anywhere. Keeping it on my saved list in hopes they come back in stock. Edit: They came back in stock. I wish I could buy more than 2, but it's limited per customer.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2025 by Jacob Regal
Updated Review: There are a few obnoxious qualities to this design. For starters, it can't stand up like a bottle. Also, because it's round it tends to want to roll off surfaces which means a ton of hair/dust/ground crud will get stuck to it and interrupt your exercise. Further, the material used is extremely soft and stretchy which sounds good at first but what it really means is you'll constantly be having issues with lubrication compared to better designed toys. The material also seems to stick really strongly to skin so wherever the lube thins out immediately becomes a friction point which as you may know is the opposite of what you want from a toy like this. I'm dropping this to 2 stars because it's clear whoever makes this didn't notice the glaring issues. Either make the channel wider, change the internal channel shape to have more pockets for lubricant to hide in, or change the material to something less sticky. Also, the bottle shape could be changed to look like a milk carton or add a flared base so that it can stand upright and/or won't roll. Water-based lube seems to hold up the best but it's still not the best experience. Original Review: Has a surprising amount of dynamic texture for the price, doesn't rely on a repeating pattern. Rubber is a nice middle ground of stretchy and resistant. If warm, can be flipped inside out for cleaning and drying so hygiene gets high marks. Also doesn't make too much noise in use which is a required feature for many buyers... Only real downside is it's a bit longer than can be easily supported by the hand, so it flops around a bit too much when using it one handed. But some may like the untamed wildness of that. I may try to make some kind of cylinder tube to stabilize it. Kinda wish it came in a plastic milk bottle shaped container that could solve this!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2024 by Bob
feels great, even after i broke through the back you can use it as a second hole, but it is a little small. it comes with instructions and s drying rod which makes it easy to clean, but overall it gets the job done but is a little weak and thin on the back end. 10/10 value though
Reviewed in the United States on January 17, 2025 by great but dosent work well with longer packages
If you don't quite care about quality then this is the buy for you, it is cost effective, however, I found the context and "instructions included with the product to be a bit.... Disturbing."
Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2023 by Zig
Great texture and amazing feel. This product is far better than a standard $70 + toy i have used. Never again. Save your money buy this product, its easy to clean , easy to tuck away and has natural suction + weight that will drive you insane. Every other toy acts like a gimmick, this toy gets straight to the point and gives immense pleasure.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 23, 2023 by James
Feels great not too tight suckion is good feels real and price is great recommend
Reviewed in the United States on October 11, 2025 by Amazon Customer