Parent-Proof! Stroker 'Milk Bottle' Male Masturbator, Pocket Pussies, Sex Toy for Adult Men's Masturbation, Sex Dolls for Men Sexy Pleasure, Male Masturbators.
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Features
- The Milk Bottle - a discreet yet highly realistic sex toy that won't cause embarrassment if discovered.
- Inspired by a milk bottle, this innovative design smashes the conventional box, allowing for discreet placement in plain sight.
- The unassuming look of the Milk Bottle makes it a subtle companion for on-the-go use.
- Its round design allows for easy upkeep, making post-pleasure clean-up a breeze.
- Even Mom and Dad Won't Know!
Description
Why not create a toy that's discreet in appearance, yet highly realistic in feel, one that wouldn't cause embarrassment even if stumbled upon by parents. From this aspiration, 'The milk bottle' came to life. Drawing inspiration from a milk bottle, we didn't just think outside the box—we smashed it. Check out the video above to get the scoop on The Milk Bottle. Don't be fooled by its unassuming exterior. Its unassuming look allows for discreet placement in plain sight, and even makes for a subtle companion on the go. The round design makes upkeep an easy task. Place it under your faucet, your post-pleasure clean up becomes a snap. Ensure the complete expulsion of air by giving it a thorough squeeze from the tail end to the entrance. Carefully enter to prevent any chance of air getting back in. With just the right technique, you might find yourself exclaiming, 'Oh no! I've been caught.'
Color: Flesh
Material: Thermoplastic Elastomer (TPE)
Brand: YesWKIR
Style: Male Masturbator
Water Resistance Level: Waterproof
Package Dimensions : 7.05 x 3.07 x 3.03 inches; 14.82 ounces
Date First Available : March 5, 2023
Manufacturer : YesWKIR
Best Sellers Rank: #153 in Male Masturbators
Customer Reviews: 3.8 3.8 out of 5 stars (106)
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I was very skeptical at this price, but the value is fantastic. Not only do you get the toy, it includes a drying rod (which I almost bought separately for the same price as the whole toy!), as well as a nice discreet bag you can keep it in, and some lube samples. The box and instructions it comes in is interesting and quite witty. The toy itself was quite decent, I wouldn't say it blew me (heh) away, but it did the job and was not uncomfortable, despite others such as the Tenga Spinner. It's more then long enough for most guys. Only annoying thing is that because it's long, it flops around while you're going at it. So you gotta adjust your grip if doing it one-handed. It's worth powdering it afterward - it was slightly sticky but then immediately restored the soft feel. Amazing value - Toy itself 4/5, Value 5/5.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 17, 2024 by Gob_Smack
When I first got this, I wasn't impressed. Seemed too large and floppy to give a good time. Jeez, was I wrong. The entrance has just a little bit of sucky grab to it that really teases the head of Mr. Happy, then grips most lusciously as you go past it into the interior, which has the most velvety ridges and really massages the ol' purple helmet in the most obscene fashion. I blew my brains out in it this afternoon, and I'm thinking giving it another go right now, it's insanely pleasurable and a fantastic deal for the price. EDIT: Glad this came back in stock, just bought two more. The first ones still work fine, they've just gotten a little stretched out from repeated use. Still fantastically pleasurable, and an unbelievable value for the price. In fact, it's time to have a little go-round with Miss Pinky right now.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 21, 2023 by LordTracy
Used this long ago and it worked great and lasted for a long time. This new version literally started ripping apart like a day in, which is very disappointing. Wouldn't recommend.
Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026 by Amazon Customer
This is definitely one of the best sleeves on Amazon despite being amongst the cheapest. Well oriented, perfect for beginners, accommodates all sizes (even me who’s endowed and girthier) and definitely gets the job done! Even though it’s not a godsend or better than the real thing it works. Pros: Great inner texture (something most sleeves lack), easy to clean, gets warm quickly Cons: The suction isn’t bad but it’s nothing crazy. Still good.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 2, 2024 by Leo
I’ve gotten 3 of these over the years. First one was like 3 years ago? It was made of a stiffer TPE material and became the go to. Easy to clean, fit well in the hand, felt good. Messed up by leaving a heating rod in it and opening melted open a bit more and I would flip it inside out to wash it which also messed it up. Ordered one about 3 months or so ago and it was made of a lot softer material. Despite not being the same one I ordered before it’s still good. Just ordered another one because well, heating rods running all night melt it a bit. Whoops.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 18, 2026 by BingleDerry
Great quality product... comes in a nice box that's fully wrapped and discreet. Amazon says no talking about the cost in a review, which makes sense because the price can and will change over time ... but I will mention it in this context... the price was so low, that I thought for sure this was another one of those fly by night rip off sellers that pop up with unbelievable prices. The seller only had 3 products listed in total, and only 1 of those had any reviews, and it only had 1 review. But that was enough for me to give it a try, because usually the rip off sellers will not have any reviews on any products... and I still thought this is probably still a rip off....but I ordered two of the 3 products, and bam, both arrived the next day just as advertised. This amazing price may not last, but for now, the seller really is selling at below cost. So, thanks for that, seller!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2023 by Mike H.
Updated Review: There are a few obnoxious qualities to this design. For starters, it can't stand up like a bottle. Also, because it's round it tends to want to roll off surfaces which means a ton of hair/dust/ground crud will get stuck to it and interrupt your exercise. Further, the material used is extremely soft and stretchy which sounds good at first but what it really means is you'll constantly be having issues with lubrication compared to better designed toys. The material also seems to stick really strongly to skin so wherever the lube thins out immediately becomes a friction point which as you may know is the opposite of what you want from a toy like this. I'm dropping this to 2 stars because it's clear whoever makes this didn't notice the glaring issues. Either make the channel wider, change the internal channel shape to have more pockets for lubricant to hide in, or change the material to something less sticky. Also, the bottle shape could be changed to look like a milk carton or add a flared base so that it can stand upright and/or won't roll. Water-based lube seems to hold up the best but it's still not the best experience. Original Review: Has a surprising amount of dynamic texture for the price, doesn't rely on a repeating pattern. Rubber is a nice middle ground of stretchy and resistant. If warm, can be flipped inside out for cleaning and drying so hygiene gets high marks. Also doesn't make too much noise in use which is a required feature for many buyers... Only real downside is it's a bit longer than can be easily supported by the hand, so it flops around a bit too much when using it one handed. But some may like the untamed wildness of that. I may try to make some kind of cylinder tube to stabilize it. Kinda wish it came in a plastic milk bottle shaped container that could solve this!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2024 by Bob
Not as easy to clean as other devices that you can turn inside out. Squeeze the air out and insert, and it offers pleasurable suction. The rugae texture inside is especially nice. This is a nice size, but almost too thick? It feels soft, but all that material means it doesn’t warm as quickly as a smaller device would. Because of its size and tightness around the entry it can give the sensation of full engulfment as in PIV. Each person is going to have a different experience but this one made my next PIV session a little better because I appreciated being all the way in a little more.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 24, 2026 by P. Teeth Mahogany