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I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers)

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The internationally bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry that set off a trend of feline funniness! Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical poetry book reveals kitties at their wackiest and most exasperating (but always lovable). IDEAL CAT GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS: For that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life, this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with their pet. COMIC GEMS FOR ADULTS: The sublimely funny jokes within these poems will appeal to men and women of all ages but some of the kitty authors' language may be a bit salty for kids. MINI COFFEE TABLE BOOK: Enchant visitors with this hand-held volume of the best cat poetry sure to delight book lovers and humor enthusiasts alike. Perfect for: Cat ladies, cat gentlemen, and anyone who aspires to visit CatCon one day Fans of dad jokes, Shel Silverstein books and other funny poem writers, and bad kitty behavior in general Go-to gift for birthday, holiday, anniversary, Mother's Day for cat moms, Father's Day for cat dads, or pet adoption congratulations Read more

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Chronicle Books


Publication date ‏ : ‎ August 1, 2012


Edition ‏ : ‎ 1st


Language ‏ : ‎ English


Print length ‏ : ‎ 112 pages


ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 5


ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 85


Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 2.31 pounds


Reading age ‏ : ‎ 8+ years, from customers


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    • small hardcover, glossy pics, charming & funny poems, nice addition to a gift basket
Format: Hardcover
Super cute, totally worth it for the chuckle. I bought this for a friend as part of an upcoming Christmas gift. I didnt fully open the book as I didnt want to crack the spine (its a fresh book!), but I took a peek and could make out some of the poems. Just charming. Small hardcover, makes a nice little coffee table book, bathroom book, part of a gift, would be pleasant as a get well gift as it is sure to bring on some good feels. To reiterate: this is a small book at 5" x 6", and is just 112 pages. Not 112 poems. I dont know how many. Lots of glossy pics. Was able to buy it at less than $10, so I figured that was a decent price for a gift. I had originally put this in a "list" several years ago, but it was much too pricy at the time. A good greeting card can easily be $5-9 these days, so I will be using this in a sense as a card. As in, I will jot a little note inside when I tuck this in among other things in the gift. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on December 4, 2022 by Precise Disarray
    • LOTS OF WIT
Format: Hardcover
Laugh Out Loud!!!! I bought as a Gift for my Cousin. This Book is Tiny in Scale; So this can fit into a Decorative Christmas Sock and Truly be an Awesome Present. GIVE to Your Cat Loving Friends! I am buying a Book for myself because it is So Clever!
Reviewed in the United States on March 30, 2025 by Darlene Toulon
    • Gateway Poetry
Format: Hardcover
My kiddo, now seventeen, has never taken to poetry. I had Shel Silverstein and later, I fell in love all over again with Emily Dickinson. This collection made my daughter laugh. She loves reading her favorites aloud for our family. It’s been a sneaky way to prepare her for the ACT as it’s fun to discuss explications and figurative language. Its beautiful and well worth buying. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on July 2, 2024 by AW
    • A very likable and comedic book
Format: Hardcover
This was for my daughter who has five cats and she said it was a good read and very comedic stories. Made her think that she should be riding a book like this with all the tales she has to tell I'm of her five kitties!
Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2025 by TomO.
    • Worth It.
Format: Hardcover
My niece picked this up from a shelf because there was a cat on the cover. I asked her if she had read the title, and no, she had not. The owner told us how he had found it in a thrift store and laughed out loud reading it... So I ordered a copy to gift my niece. I read it just to make sure the contents were friendly for an 8 year old (and for the most part, they are, but there are some more mature contexts that I did not want to have to explain to her, so we are going to wait to hand it over until she's a bit older) ...But I did, in fact, laugh out loud while reading it. If you are a cat lover, you'll get it. It is a great book for the coffee table. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on August 22, 2023 by Amazon Customer
    • Love the compact size!
Format: Hardcover
A super fun little book!
Reviewed in the United States on September 2, 2025 by Stephen Edwards
    • Loved the title!
We have shared our home with from one to three cats at a time for over 50 years so the poems in this book brought a welcome smile to my face!
Reviewed in the United States on June 22, 2025 by AZ Ellen
    • Catspeak: If cats could talk...
Format: Hardcover
...these poems would probably be a pretty accurate depiction of what they would say. I've seen so many books with misleading titles, but "I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats" keeps its promise, there is no need for an additional explanation of the content, it is just that. It may not be Shakespeare or Whitman and the like, and as absurd the premise of poems in cat-tongue is, the "heart" of this book is terribly endearing. I won't say that the book's for cat owners only, although it would certainly be of advantage, but I think everyone young and old would profit and find joy in it, even if it's just for a brief time (you will have read through it in about 10 minutes, surely). As a proud owner of three wonderful cats, I had a blast reading and laughing through it and suddenly becoming aware that a lot of the things described in Marciuliano's work are capturing the feline nature so well. I also like the occasional colored illustrations of the cats that highlight the mood of the poems quite well. In short: It's a fun little piece to read in your pastime that you can use to ponder what cats are actually thinking about when they're not hungry, chasing mice around or clawing at your face. I greatly recommend it. :) ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on January 3, 2013 by Marie Christine Dax

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