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"Hey, Sarge!": Tales from the Bizarre Sides of Dallas!

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The true story of a nineteen-year-old kid, twice rejected by the Dallas Police Department, who went on to serve 48 years on the force. From alien abductions to “zombies” at City Hall, from gallows humor to moments that test the soul, these stories reveal the bizarre, hilarious, and sometimes macabre side of police work. Step into the patrol car and ride along on calls—some ridiculous, some disturbing, but all unforgettable. One veteran cop shares what motivates officers, what wears them down, and why humor is often the only shield against the darkness.Across nearly five decades, Sergeant Dwaine Sides witnessed the best and worst of human nature. These stories pull back the curtain on the strange coincidences, split-second decisions, and raw humanity that shape a life in blue. Equal parts outrageous and insightful, this memoir invites you on a journey you won’t soon forget. Read more

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Sidewinder Publishing


Publication date ‏ : ‎ May 5, 2026


Language ‏ : ‎ English


Print length ‏ : ‎ 342 pages


ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 00


Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 1.01 pounds


Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 6 x 0.78 x 9 inches


Best Sellers Rank: #264,840 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #1,151 in Humor About Law & Crime #2,994 in Law (Books) #3,540 in True Crime (Books)


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  • Great book
Format: Paperback
Amazing book , true stories , I work for Sgt Sides in the 80’s in west Dallas . He was a great Sgt and treated his people right and always looked out for them . He was one of the few supervisors that had honor and loyalty to the troops. Great book funny but I always said to him hey sarge lol
Reviewed in the United States on June 8, 2026 by ANTHONY S.

  • Great Book!
Format: Paperback
Great book! Would recommend it
Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2026 by daniel gomez

  • “Hey Sarge!” Great Read!
Format: Kindle
”Hey Sarge!” is a wonderful book! It feels like a ride-a-long in the passenger seat of a squad car with a real police officer guiding you through the cities’ detritus and calamities. Every story is told as if he is explaining the call to you, just the two of you, sharing a moment. All “Tales from the Bizarre Sides of Dallas” will strike a chord with anyone that served in uniform, ever thought about doing so, or is merely curious about the daily calls our police officers answer. Experience the many years of service, first hand, from a forty-eight (48) year veteran police sergeant who has graciously allowed everyone to see the police world as he experienced it daily. “Hey Sarge,” Great Read! ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2026 by C Walker

  • An Unforgettable Ride!
Format: Kindle
Entertaining, honest, and full of unbelievable true stories from a Dallas cop with 48 years of experience. Highly recommended.
Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2026 by AnitaD

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