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Product Dimensions : 6.69 x 3.94 x 1.97 inches; 1.48 ounces
Item model number : 0
Date First Available : January 23, 2015
Customer Reviews: 4.5 4.5 out of 5 stars (2,534)
Brand Name: Spencer & Fleetwood
Item Form: Bar
Occasion: Birthday, Christmas, Congratulations
Chocolate Type: Milk
Flavor: Chocolate, Cocoa
Diet Type: Vegetarian
Country as Labeled: Great Britain
Package Type Name: Box
UPC: 610585287910
Form Factor: Bar
Item Shape: bar
Variety: Milk Chocolate
Age Range Description: 18+
Container Type: Box
Cuisine: Belgian
Model Number: 0
Set Name: 12 Count
Part Number: CN11
Unit Count: 2.82 Ounce
Size: 2.82 Ounce (Pack of 1)
Number of Pieces: 1
Number of Items: 1
Item Weight: 42 g
Item Package Quantity: 1
Item Dimensions: 6.69 x 3.94 x 1.97 inches
Item Package Weight: 0.12 kg
Theme: Humor, Novelty
Color: white
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I bought these as a gag gift for my prep cook and the whole kitchen staff loved them. We had a lot of fun with these. Don't expect top tier chocolate. It tastes like cheap easter candy. Butt lol they're buttholes. We love them.
Reviewed in the United States on January 20, 2026 by Arlene S.
Valentines Day is once a year. There's no better way to impress your significant other! I mean seriously!! You're going to buy them chocolates anyway. Maybe some flowers that'll be dead in a few days. So why not buy them chocolates that are cool?! If they don't find these amazing; if they don't find these funny; if they don't laugh; DUMP them.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 28, 2024 by SuperSteve
These are amazing! They made a great gag gift and they actually taste very good. Just make sure if you get them as a gift that the person has a sense of humor, some people weren’t thrilled with them but most thought they were hysterical and made for great jokes for a party.
Reviewed in the United States on August 31, 2020 by Jessica Wade
These made a date from hell turn into a nightmare. After going to chocolate and beer tasting event for valentines day, I thought I'd be creative and add my own chocolate to the mix. She was so offended she took the liberty to show them to everyone in the bar so they'd know what a creep I was. Most people laughed and it didn't dawn on anybody that we were at a CHOCOLATE TASTING EVENT and I was being creative in gifting chocolate. She didn't even try them. She said she wouldn't put them in her mouth. I reiterated they weren't my bum and she said well who's is it? I don't know. So that made it even worse because I gave her random bum chocolate!? People. Stay off those dating sites folks... I ate the chocolate and they were amazing. I don't care who's bum they are cast from, they have delicious lines and flavorful contours.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2018 by Timothy D. Williams
Got these for my boyfriend as a Valentine's Day gift! He thought it was quite funny, shared them with coworkers, said they tasted pretty good!
Reviewed in the United States on December 27, 2025 by brittney
First off. These are being shipped from Britain, so expect a bit of time for delivery. I ordered two, so I could open one and see what I was giving as a gift. The box is smaller than I expected, but not horribly so. Despite the packaging, there was minor damage to the box I opened, but the other was fine. (The Post Office is Diligent.) The chocolates come wrapped in cellophane, and the shipping box used plenty of padding (unless the Post Office was involved, in which there is never enough padding.) The chocolates taste fine, like a lower quality milk chocolate. There was minor damage on the bottom of the chocolate where it vibrated against the plastic during the long travel, but nothing excessive. I ordered mine in the winter and paid for expedited shipping in order to minimize the time this was en-route to minimize damage. All told, it's joke chocolate in the end. I'm impressed at the quality of the packaging over other joke stuff I've purchased. I would recommend getting two (at least) at a time in case one comes damaged and you like to give pristine gifts.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 6, 2020 by Brad
The shipping did take forever because they came from the UK but they arrived looking true to reality and made a great gag gift!
Reviewed in the United States on December 4, 2023 by Daniel Schrupp
Very upsetting. Ordered this late November for a funny holiday gift exchange. We had to postpone our party to weather and illness so we just had it this past weekend (January 15). My gift got a laugh, but I was mortified when it was actually opened to find that the chocolates were OLD and WHITE. Not edible at all. So embarrassing. The expiration date on the box was Jan 2024… So my gift was not the hit I’d hoped it would be. Past the window to return. So disappointing and will not purchase again. Do not recommend.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 17, 2022 by S. Cordahl