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A F*cking 2024 Boxed Calendar: A Daily Dose of Zero F*cks (Funny Daily Desk Calendar, White Elephant Gag Gift for Adults) (Calendars & Gifts to Swear By)

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A fcking box calendar to laugh off life's bullsht with a daily dose of swearing!Keep it real, blow off some steam, and give zero fcks all year with a 2024 daily swearing calendar! With 365 days of hilarious profanity and bold, designed pages, this irreverent and motivational day-by-day calendar is the perfect humorous desk calendar, sarcastic gift for women, men, or friends, funny white elephant gag gift for adults, or holiday stocking stuffer for any foul-mouthed friend. Keep for yourself or give the best fcking gift this year!Additional details:4.25" x 4.5" page trim size with protective 5" x 5" outer box100% recyclable and plastic-free with no shrink-wrapping! Cardboard easel backing is perfect for sturdy display on tabletop or deskEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified paperDaily calendar with easy, tear-off pages featuring vivid, full-color designed artHolidays and observances Read more

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Sourcebooks (August 1, 2023)


Language ‏ : ‎ English


Calendar ‏ : ‎ 320 pages


ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1728267986


ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 82


Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 1.06 pounds


Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 4.25 x 1 x 4.5 inches


Best Sellers Rank: #887 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #2 in Self-Help & Psychology Humor #3 in Humor & Comic Calendars #8 in Love, Sex & Marriage Humor


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Top Amazon Reviews


  • Fun to see
It’s funny and worth the money
Reviewed in the United States on October 11, 2023 by Unhappy

  • Great gift
Great desk gift for that "special someone"
Reviewed in the United States on October 7, 2023 by Gimmy

  • Funny calender
Perfect for my friend with no filter.
Reviewed in the United States on September 29, 2023 by Sandy

  • A laugh every day
ordering for Christmas presents this year. I get a laugh everyday by the message. Love sharing the laughs with others. So much fun.
Reviewed in the United States on September 9, 2023 by Mary

  • Love it!
Funny and interesting to see what each day says.
Reviewed in the United States on September 7, 2023 by MinxFan

  • The perfect desk calendar
My coworker love dropping by my desk to see what the calendar says that day.
Reviewed in the United States on August 3, 2023 by Mandi Truscott

  • Hilarious calendar
I bought this for my boss and she freaking loves it. She laughed so hard. This was the best gift ever for someone who don't mind cursing.
Reviewed in the United States on June 15, 2023 by Issa D.

  • Mostly ok
Some days the saying are awesome and inspiring. Some days not so much.
Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2023 by Melanie J. Klaetsch

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