Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies Individually Wrapped, 13Count In A Designer Box, 2.75 Oz Total Weight
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Style: 13 Count Designer Box
Features
- These cookies are Like a left hook
- You can't explain how much they hurt
- But they also perfect for people who like to laugh
- Lots of fun for parties and gatherings
- Each pack contains 13 cookies
Occasion: Halloween
Number of Items: 1
Unit Count: 13 Count
Brand: MISFORTUNE COOKIES
Item Weight: 2.75 Ounces
Is Discontinued By Manufacturer : No
Package Dimensions : 5.08 x 4.96 x 4.92 inches; 2.75 ounces
Manufacturer : Carl Brandt
Units : 13 Count
Frequently asked questions
Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies are a unique twist on the traditional fortune cookie. However, instead of positive messages, these cookies contain witty, dark-humored misfortunes. Think of them as the prankster's alternative to the classic treat, perfect for those who appreciate a bit of sarcasm and humor.
Each pack contains 13 Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies, providing a baker's dozen of dark humor to share and enjoy.
Given their dark humor, these misfortune cookies might not be suitable for children or those who are easily offended. They are best enjoyed by adults and anyone who appreciates a bit of bleak humor mixed with their sweets.
Absolutely! Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies are a fantastic conversation starter and can add a unique, humorous twist to any party or gathering, especially Halloween events, birthday parties, or any occasion where you'd like to inject a little dark humor.
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This is our summary and key points to consider based on customer reviews.
These unique black fortune cookies feature a mix of humorous and morbid fortunes, exciting customers with their novelty and the unexpected joy (and color changes!) they bring to gatherings. While the majority of reviews applaud the fun and laughter these cookies incite, especially in party settings, there are notable concerns regarding their taste and the alarming temporary physiological effects they can induce, such as turning the mouth and even feces unusual colors.
Pros
- 😂 Fun and humorous misfortunes add a unique twist to traditional fortune cookies
- 🎉 Great for parties and gatherings, adding a lively topic of conversation
- 👀 Novelty of black cookies makes them an intriguing, unique treat
- 😋 Some reviewers find them tasty, comparable to normal cookies
Cons
- 🤢 Some users report a poor taste, with one even likening it to toxic paint
- 🌈 Can cause mouth, teeth, and feces to turn unusual colors, leading to possible embarrassment or concern
- 🧐 Not everyone appreciates the dark humor, making it a hit or miss for some audiences
Should I Buy It?
If you're in for a bit of dark humor and don't mind the potential for some colorful surprises, these fortune cookies are a hilarious party novelty that will likely get people talking. However, if you're sensitive to taste or cautious about food dyes and their effects, it might be best to skip this one or only use them as a novelty item rather than a snack.
Style: 13 Count Designer Box
these are hilarious, tastes like regular fortune cookies but turns your mouth black for a while, then later a surprisingly festive green exit. Lots of fun.
Reviewed in the United States on January 10, 2025 by Brian Daugherty
Style: 13 Count Designer Box
Bought these for my friend for her birthday, because I knew these would match her sense of humor. She then was kind enough to share them with the rest of us. The fortunes ranged from morbid to meta in content. And the best part was, I did not know this was going to happen, it turned our tongs and teeth black! We were all laughing our asses off when we realized it. But don't worry it is not permanent, a quick trip to the bathroom with a toothbrush in hand returned our mouths to their normal colors. As for taste, they are just like any normal fortune cookie. If you are on the fence, I say go for it, I don't think these will disappoint.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 1, 2023 by 1Truth1Love4U
Style: 13 Count Designer Box
These were a lot of fun to give out to people. Great for those with a cynical sense of humor 😈
Reviewed in the United States on July 16, 2024 by Bramble kinz
Style: 13 Count Designer Box
When you have 4 teenagers money can add up fast finding stocking stuffers, with these I was able to give them 3 each and they were all hilarious! I actually bought 2 more of their products for friends! Taste was decent, bland but not bad for a black cookie! Messages were funny and not inappropriate for teenagers, If you do not have a sense of humor, I would not suggest these, but I don't think you would be purchasing black fortune cookies in the first place.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 28, 2022 by neenee
Style: 13 Count Designer Box
I put these out in a candy bowl and visitors who are used to grabbing a piece of candy were intrigued to find these instead. People’s reactions were very entertaining. Some people were superstitious about when they would open them and others just got a kick out of the dark humor fortunes inside. I wish they were less expensive so I could afford to keep them on hand more often. But I understand this is a niche product, and will cost more than something that’s mass produced. So it’s something I’ll splurge on from time to time.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 17, 2023 by Chris C.
Style: 13 Count Designer Box
Oh my goodness, whoever said "don't waste your money" must have had massive misfortune. These are great. I bought two boxes and there were 23 unique fortunes out of 26 cookies. I've uploaded a photo of all I got and of my favourite - I am sure they have more than this. I'm a huge fan of snacking on fortune cookies - one of those weirdos who appreciates the flavours. I highly recommend these for flavour, variety and entertainment value. The fortunes themselves are made out of a super durable paper - not really sure what it is - but it's fantastic for keeping some of the funnier ones. These are incredibly tasty. A warning....If you loved them as much as I do and downed both boxes immediately, your poo will turn an interesting shade of teal. Some may call this a bonus! Others, well....sorry for the TMI.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 27, 2021 by Kahzria Daedryk Kahzria Daedryk
Style: 13 Count Designer Box
Good new: The fortunes were pretty funny to read aloud with the friends we shared with and that’s honestly why I bought them. So, mission accomplished. Nothing super funny or special. But with the right crowd they’re entertaining enough. Bad news: They aren’t very tasty. They aren’t the worst, but also not particularly good. Now, story time. One of our friends couldn’t make it but I had given them a cookie ahead of time. When the rest of the group had all eaten theirs we noticed that the cookies turn your entire mouth, tongue, and teeth blackish/blueish/greenish. So I decided I should warn the absent friend so they don’t eat it on the go and start walking around in public with swamp mouth. I thought I was providing the heads up but in response this friend told me that they also turn your poop blue! With this news my husband and I decided to split all the cookies that were left. You know, for science. It has now been over three days since we ate those cookies. I personally have pooped 5 times since the consumption and my poop. Is. Still. Green. Not green like you ate a large bow of fruit loops for breakfast. No. Green like Easter egg dye. Like a dark, foresty, veridian green. So green that dye seeps out of the poop and turns the urine in the bowl green as well. It’s been three days. I can tell that the dye is not as concentrated as it was the morning after, but at this point I don’t know when it will stop. I keep thinking that’s it’s a really good thing there’s nothing I need to see a Dr and provide a stool sample for because this is not a conversation I want to have with a medical professional. Can you imagine? “Well you see, Dr. I bought these fortune cookies that turned my mouth blackish green and decided, for fun, that I would eat five of them and see what happens…” I have never given my entire friend group updates on my bowel movements but these things turn poop so green that it’s almost haunting. Please. If you do get these for fun or for science or even for pranks, don’t eat/serve more than one.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2022 by Colleen
Style: 13 Count Designer Box
These are so dang cute I just love them so much. They were so fun to open too and to see what misfortune was coming my way that day. I will be buying these again. They taste just as good as any other fortune cookie except they are pitch black which makes them fun and unique.
Reviewed in the United States on July 2, 2023 by Jaime L.