Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies – The Dark Humored Biscuit That Bites Back – 13 pcs
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Style: 13 Count Designer Box
Features
- The cookies are as black as the humor, but there is nothing macabre about the sweet taste. But be careful, they bite back.
- Each cookie contains a different ominous misfortune. With a diverse range of prophecies, foresee your future with brutal honesty.
- Pechkeks are vegan friendly and contain no artificial additives. But thats where the niceties end.
- Set a celebratory mood with a dose of pessimism. A great party starter for birthdays, halloween or even weddings.
- Made with darkness and misfortune in Germany. Every cookie is individually wrapped and comes in a artistic gift box.
Occasion: Halloween
Number of Items: 1
Unit Count: 2.73 Ounce
Brand: MISFORTUNE COOKIES
Item Weight: 2.75 Ounces
Is Discontinued By Manufacturer : No
Package Dimensions : 5.08 x 4.96 x 4.92 inches; 2.75 Ounces
Manufacturer : Carl Brandt
Frequently asked questions
Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies are a unique twist on the traditional fortune cookie. However, instead of positive messages, these cookies contain witty, dark-humored misfortunes. Think of them as the prankster's alternative to the classic treat, perfect for those who appreciate a bit of sarcasm and humor.
Each pack contains 13 Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies, providing a baker's dozen of dark humor to share and enjoy.
Given their dark humor, these misfortune cookies might not be suitable for children or those who are easily offended. They are best enjoyed by adults and anyone who appreciates a bit of bleak humor mixed with their sweets.
Absolutely! Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies are a fantastic conversation starter and can add a unique, humorous twist to any party or gathering, especially Halloween events, birthday parties, or any occasion where you'd like to inject a little dark humor.
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This is our summary and key points to consider based on customer reviews.
These unique black fortune cookies feature a mix of humorous and morbid fortunes, exciting customers with their novelty and the unexpected joy (and color changes!) they bring to gatherings. While the majority of reviews applaud the fun and laughter these cookies incite, especially in party settings, there are notable concerns regarding their taste and the alarming temporary physiological effects they can induce, such as turning the mouth and even feces unusual colors.
Pros
- 😂 Fun and humorous misfortunes add a unique twist to traditional fortune cookies
- 🎉 Great for parties and gatherings, adding a lively topic of conversation
- 👀 Novelty of black cookies makes them an intriguing, unique treat
- 😋 Some reviewers find them tasty, comparable to normal cookies
Cons
- 🤢 Some users report a poor taste, with one even likening it to toxic paint
- 🌈 Can cause mouth, teeth, and feces to turn unusual colors, leading to possible embarrassment or concern
- 🧐 Not everyone appreciates the dark humor, making it a hit or miss for some audiences
Should I Buy It?
If you're in for a bit of dark humor and don't mind the potential for some colorful surprises, these fortune cookies are a hilarious party novelty that will likely get people talking. However, if you're sensitive to taste or cautious about food dyes and their effects, it might be best to skip this one or only use them as a novelty item rather than a snack.
Style: 13 Count Designer Box
Got this for a birthday party, everyone thought it was funny to read something more to truth and not a fortune like you'd get at a Chinese restaurant.
Reviewed in the United States on September 27, 2023 by Stephanie S
Style: 13 Count Designer Box
Good new: The fortunes were pretty funny to read aloud with the friends we shared with and that’s honestly why I bought them. So, mission accomplished. Nothing super funny or special. But with the right crowd they’re entertaining enough. Bad news: They aren’t very tasty. They aren’t the worst, but also not particularly good. Now, story time. One of our friends couldn’t make it but I had given them a cookie ahead of time. When the rest of the group had all eaten theirs we noticed that the cookies turn your entire mouth, tongue, and teeth blackish/blueish/greenish. So I decided I should warn the absent friend so they don’t eat it on the go and start walking around in public with swamp mouth. I thought I was providing the heads up but in response this friend told me that they also turn your poop blue! With this news my husband and I decided to split all the cookies that were left. You know, for science. It has now been over three days since we ate those cookies. I personally have pooped 5 times since the consumption and my poop. Is. Still. Green. Not green like you ate a large bow of fruit loops for breakfast. No. Green like Easter egg dye. Like a dark, foresty, veridian green. So green that dye seeps out of the poop and turns the urine in the bowl green as well. It’s been three days. I can tell that the dye is not as concentrated as it was the morning after, but at this point I don’t know when it will stop. I keep thinking that’s it’s a really good thing there’s nothing I need to see a Dr and provide a stool sample for because this is not a conversation I want to have with a medical professional. Can you imagine? “Well you see, Dr. I bought these fortune cookies that turned my mouth blackish green and decided, for fun, that I would eat five of them and see what happens…” I have never given my entire friend group updates on my bowel movements but these things turn poop so green that it’s almost haunting. Please. If you do get these for fun or for science or even for pranks, don’t eat/serve more than one.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2022 by Colleen
Style: 13 Count Designer Box
I don't know how everyone else said they tasted just like a fortune cookie. I bought these for a bachelorette party and the bride-to-be loved the aesthetic and theme and little misfortunes but the moment you unwrap a cookie (all of them were the same) it smells strongly of toxic paint. She asked if they painted them in plastic lead toy paint!! I tried the tiniest piece of one to see and it was disgusting. So beware! These are NOT for eating but are a great idea for having fun and seeing misfortunes.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 11, 2023 by JasminLynn
Style: 13 Count Designer Box
Really funny, but it will turn your feces a color of green that makes you question life choices. Thought I needed to see a doctor until a coworker said he experienced the same. Hope they make you laugh as much as we did in the office…. I am a failed science experiment! 😜😂😜😂
Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2023 by Stephanie
Style: 13 Count Designer Box
These are so dang cute I just love them so much. They were so fun to open too and to see what misfortune was coming my way that day. I will be buying these again. They taste just as good as any other fortune cookie except they are pitch black which makes them fun and unique.
Reviewed in the United States on July 2, 2023 by Jaime L.
Style: 13 Count Designer Box
These cookies are savages. They roasted the crap outta my friends including me. They are funny and unexpectedly good too. The black is intimidating but they taste like a normal cookie and the misfortunes are hilarious!!
Reviewed in the United States on July 20, 2023 by Miriam Carrillo S.
Style: 13 Count Designer Box
These are some of the most fun fortune cookies I have ever seen. Must be able to take a joke. Not for the faint of heart
Reviewed in the United States on July 30, 2023 by EatEveryChicken
Style: 13 Count Designer Box
Bought these for my friend for her birthday, because I knew these would match her sense of humor. She then was kind enough to share them with the rest of us. The fortunes ranged from morbid to meta in content. And the best part was, I did not know this was going to happen, it turned our tongs and teeth black! We were all laughing our asses off when we realized it. But don't worry it is not permanent, a quick trip to the bathroom with a toothbrush in hand returned our mouths to their normal colors. As for taste, they are just like any normal fortune cookie. If you are on the fence, I say go for it, I don't think these will disappoint.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 1, 2023 by Laura Newman