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Funny Anniversary Card for Husband Boyfriend, Birthday Card for Him Her Girlfriend Wife, I Wish I Were an Octopus…

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Features

  • Digital printed on quality 300gsm recyclable card stock.
  • Comes with easy sealing envelope. Card size: 20.5 cm x 13.5cm / 8" x 5.3"
  • Blank inside for your own message if necessary.
  • Say how you really feel with this funny card, it is sure to bring a smile to his face.
  • Fast delivery. 100% satisfaction guarantee.

Manufacturer: ‎Decolove


Brand: ‎Kirynurd


Item Weight: ‎1.06 ounces


Package Dimensions: ‎8.4 x 5.5 x 0.28 inches


Item model number: ‎ZYJNR-GC-XH


Is Discontinued By Manufacturer: ‎No


Color: ‎A


Material Type: ‎Cardstock


Paper Finish: ‎Smooth


Manufacturer Part Number: ‎ZYJNR-GC-XH


Date First Available: May 12, 2019


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Top Amazon Reviews


  • Great card.
Great card. 4 stars because the punch line should be printed inside the card, not on the front. You ruin the build up of a funny card by putting the whole joke on the front cover.
Reviewed in the United States on May 22, 2019 by WindigoTW

  • Weird design but top quality!
Got a great laugh from my boyfriend and the card was actually way nicer quality than I expected! I'm really happy I chose to purchase online instead of in store because this one really just felt expensive. Its still standing up straight and sturdy despite a water stain so I'm happy! I thought I ordered a different design (purchased wrong item - my fault) but I'm glad this is what came in instead! I added some color and flare to the front image since the picture doesn't take up much space so definitely wouldn't recommend for a non-creative type but 10/10 for those who love to personalize their cards :) ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on December 14, 2020 by Traci

  • Wouldn't order again
The print & image are clear & good quality but the card has a sheen to it so the ink smears terribly when written in. The envelope is very thick but is not self sealing so tape must be used. It does have a flap you can tuck into but that is useless if mailing. I liked the inscription & didn't have time to get a different card so I used it but I wouldn't order again. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on September 23, 2019 by nic furiosa

  • Expensive for low quality
This card was literally just printed on harder, thicker paper. I loved the card picture and message, that's why I'll give it 3 stars, other than that, it's not worth the money.
Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2019 by Courtney

  • Butt touching saves lives
My boyfriend got a kick out of this card even though he hates when I touch his butt lol
Reviewed in the United States on April 20, 2020 by Taylor

  • Cute but just okay
Cute card and envelope, but I don't suggest you buy this brand if you have to mail it. There plus nothing to seal the envelope with, just a tab. I tried using stickers and they barely worked. Next time I may just head to an actual store.
Reviewed in the United States on February 1, 2021 by EHK

  • Nice card. Came bent
I like it but it came bent. It came in a thinly padded envelope. It should be sent in a normal envelope so it's handled as a letter and can be easily put in a mailbox. Rather than a large bag that gets stuffed inside and ruins the card. Or a box.
Reviewed in the United States on February 23, 2021 by James

  • Perfect little card
This was the cutest perfect little card for my boyfriend. He couldn't do anything but laugh at it because I'm always touching his butt. I brought more along with this one. Will buy again
Reviewed in the United States on November 13, 2021 by Asha

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