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Effin' Birds Playing Cards: Two Standard Decks

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These irreverent playing card decks feature fowl-beaked statements from some of the rudest birds on earth, accompanied by Audubon bird illustrations—from the author of Effin' Birds. Bird identification has a grand and noble tradition—but you won't find that in Effin' Birds Playing Cards, which pairs elegant illustrations with dirty sayings, witty insults, and a crapload of poop jokes. Based on the laugh-out-loud success of Effin' Birds, this pair of playing card decks includes: two rude and ridiculous card decks, perfect for playing your favorite card game or just as a pick-me-up108 cards featuring glorious full-color Audubon portraits and black and white sketches and engravings of birds saying the things that should not be saida simple and snarky booklet offering the rules for classic card games Birders, their friends and families, and anyone who relishes irreverent mashup humor will love using these colorful cards for any effin’ game. Read more

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Clarkson Potter


Publication date ‏ : ‎ June 6, 2023


Language ‏ : ‎ English


Print length ‏ : ‎ 106 pages


ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0593234596


ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 94


Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 10.2 ounces


Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 3.9 x 1.14 x 5.55 inches


Best Sellers Rank: #69,328 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #71 in Card Games (Books) #121 in Cat, Dog & Animal Humor #151 in Bird Field Guides


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  • Great for people with a sarcastic sense of humor.
Format: Cards
If you love sarcastic humor and especially if you are a fan of birds (or just fu humor in general), these are for you. The quality is great too. I absolutely love the box they come in. Funny, but also beautiful. I gave my bird & rude humor loving friend one set of cards & I kept the other. I don't play w them. I just read them & laugh. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on October 22, 2025 by D.

  • Unexpected Favorite!
Format: Cards
We bought the Effin Birds Playing Cards on a whim, and they’ve quickly become our go-to deck for game night. The artwork is hilarious and definitely grabs attention—sometimes a little too much, as we’ve found ourselves distracted mid-game just reading the cards! But the real charm? The phrases printed on each card. They've become part of our everyday vocabulary and family jokes. It’s not just a deck of cards—it’s a conversation starter and a mood booster. If you're looking for a quirky, entertaining twist on traditional playing cards, this deck is a must-have. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on August 7, 2025 by Keli S

  • Gift for a friend
Format: Cards
Funny. My friend seems to like them.
Reviewed in the United States on November 14, 2025 by AlphaNovNov

  • Funny and high quality
Format: Cards
Cards feel very nice yo the touch, the box is very sturdy and the print quality is excellent
Reviewed in the United States on August 21, 2025 by Sabas G.

  • Hilarious! Made the perfect gift!
Format: Cards
Was a very successful birthday gift!
Reviewed in the United States on July 14, 2025 by Amazon Customer

  • These are HILARIOUS!
Format: Cards
Love these! Way to make playing cards even better, and it's TWO DECKS! Woo! They are HILARIOUS!
Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2025 by Ciszek

  • He loved it!
Format: Cards
The cards were a hit! The artwork is engaging; the cards feel good in the hand, nice and substantial; and the quips are so funny!
Reviewed in the United States on December 26, 2024 by Heather Powell

  • Awesomely funny cards!
Format: Cards
I bought a total of around 10 of these for all my male friends. Everyone of them had a ball with them. They were a hit at my Christmas party. It was a nice inexpensive gift for all of the guys.
Reviewed in the United States on January 10, 2024 by Brenda L.

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