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Calm the F*ck Down: An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book

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Color the things you can't say with this laugh out loud funny irreverent coloring book. Calm the Fck Down includes:21 single sided adult coloring pages2 color test pagesIrreverent illustrations are moderate to complex in detailColoring images include beautiful abstract doodles, animals, people and fairies. Each illustration has its own sassy quip like"Home is where the vodka is","Suck it up buttercup" and"Dance like no one attractive is watching",and many more humorous and subversive sayings.For more info, free coloring pages, contests and more, visitCONTAINS SOME ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. Read more

Publisher ‏ : ‎ CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform; Clr Csm edition (January 6, 2016)


Language ‏ : ‎ English


Paperback ‏ : ‎ 51 pages


ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1522864741


ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 45


Reading age ‏ : ‎ 18 years and up


Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 5.6 ounces


Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 8.5 x 0.12 x 11 inches


Best Sellers Rank: #47,769 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #12 in Individual Artists' Books #109 in Humorous Coloring Books for Grown-Ups #111 in Art Therapy & Relaxation


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    • When Cynicism and Sarcasm Is No Longer the Breakfast of Champions, Leaving You Needing More..
Cruising Amazon like I do when in the ice cream isle at Costco, I saw this coloring book, "Calm the F*ck Down", which made me laugh so long, so deeply, I could feel my blood pressure going down as my funny bone got lit ya'll (while choking on my spittle)! Sometimes, just sometimes, in our own private Idahos, deep in that tin box where nobody hears those headless baby dolls scream and dried up rabbit feet on rusty keychains have left you SOL, there is also a bent up box of nubby crayons with teeth marks. Pull them out, grab this coloring book, grab two fingers of bourbon or an entire box of Riesling and color your little ass off! This was the best therapy I've ever had in my life. (My therapist is nervous, which fills my raisin-wrinkled little heart with joy. Yes. I. Am. A. Bitter. One.). Stress is real, life is difficult. Anything that can help ease some stress, for even 7 minutes, I think, is worth it. All I have are 11.2 crayons, and with my sticks of coloring bliss, I am taken back to wonderful memories of eating purple popsicles in the park with my cousins, my mom in the kitchen, singing Frank Sinatra songs to me and my sister in 1977, brown tiny bare feet on a cream linoleum floor, fighting over the chocolate cake batter bowl. Get a coloring book people, it will change your life! ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on September 19, 2023 by P. Adams
    • Thoroughly enjoy!
The title of this book definitely caught me. Lol. I was pleasantly surprised to see really great drawings inside to which I could add color. No bleeding through the pages for me. I used a combo of markers and pencil colors, if that helps. Would definitely recommend.
Reviewed in the United States on January 23, 2024 by SJ
    • Hilarious Adult Coloring Book for Those Who are Sarcastic!
Review Image by Kristin B. Kristin B.
A couple months ago, I joined the adult coloring book craze and have purchased a number of different coloring books. I mostly choose coloring books with animal designs, mandalas, and various patterns but I needed something to satisfy my sarcastic side. Once I found this book, I immediately ordered it because many reviewers claimed it was stress-relieving AND hilarious, which was exactly what I needed! When I started coloring in this book, I couldn't believe how funny and sarcastic it is! Seriously, you can't own this book and not laugh while coloring in it. The saying goes, "Laughter is the best medicine" and this book is a very inexpensive and enjoyable way to relax. The book measures 8 1/2 inches by 11 inches so the pages are regular printer paper size. There are two color test pages at the front of the book so you can test out your colored pencils or gel pens before you start coloring. There are 21 designs in all, each on their own separate page so you could tear them out to hang up, share with a friend, etc. Some are printed portrait whereas others are printed landscape. Some designs have swear words in them while others have lots of sarcasm and funny pictures to accompany them! There are a couple designs that are somewhat intricate but most of them should be fairly easy to color with colored pencils and gel pens. The paper used is somewhat thinner than other books I have but I just put some paper underneath the page so the gel pens don't bleed through. This is a great book for anyone who has a sarcastic side and loves to color! It is not meant to be used for children and I definitely wouldn't recommend it to anyone who is offended by profanity or very serious. I'm enjoying this book so much that I hope Sasha O'Hara comes out with others like this! I highly recommend it! ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2016 by Kristin B. Kristin B.
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There are some really funny and snarky pages in here, I will have great fun coloring these. The images make up for the quality of printing and the paper. The paper isn't the worst I've seen, but it's clearly for colored pencil use or pastel use only (or other dry application), gels might be a stretch (I've haven't tried yet), which is just fine with me since I have a bunch of new Polychromos and Faber Castell soft pastels that are begging to be used. The author included two palette sheets in here which was very thoughtful so that not only do you have something extra to groups your colors together, you can see how your pencils, pens and whatnot will perform on that paper without having to use one of the other pages as your test page (for bleeding and layering pencil, etc). I especially like these pages so that I can see what blending mediums will be most appropriate for that paper (mineral oil, vaseline, gamsol, 90% isopropyl alcohol, Prismacolor blender marker, Koi blender brush pen, Prismacolor blending pencil). I haven't doe in yet but I suspect the water-based blender marker (Koi) will be no good just because it's water-based, and I would not be surprised if the blender pencil picked up some of the printed ink and smears it all around for an ugly black/grey streaky mess over my coloring. But the gamsol, vaseline, and alchohol-based blender marker should do fine judging by my experience with using these on ultra-cheap Dollar Tree coloring books (O'Hara's paper is better than the books I found at the Dollar Tree, but not as solid as some books that I found at Target). And I'll even see how some cheap oil pastels will blend on the paper. Some of the images more than make up for the iffy printing on some pages, they're just too snarky to do anything but make me grin like an idiot whenever I look at them. One-sided printing is always a huge plus for coloring books. I appreciate that a lot. I'm going to get the other book by O'Hara, and hoping that soon there will be a second edition of these books that will have heavier paper (like how the Secret Garden was republished with heavier paper). ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2016 by H. Leisure
    • Great!
Just like the pictures! Came flat (it wasn’t damaged) Got my package on time
Reviewed in the United States on March 22, 2024 by Jordan Munoz
    • Cute
I bought this for my typically calm & sweet friend. She got a kick out of it. The pages are a hoot and who doesn't love to color???
Reviewed in the United States on February 21, 2024 by ConStar

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