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Color the things you can't say with this laugh out loud funny irreverent coloring book. Calm the Fck Down includes:21 single sided adult coloring pages2 color test pagesIrreverent illustrations are moderate to complex in detailColoring images include beautiful abstract doodles, animals, people and fairies. Each illustration has its own sassy quip like"Home is where the vodka is","Suck it up buttercup" and"Dance like no one attractive is watching",and many more humorous and subversive sayings.For more info, free coloring pages, contests and more, visitCONTAINS SOME ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. Read more
Publisher : CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Publication date : January 6, 2016
Edition : Clr Csm
Language : English
Print length : 52 pages
ISBN-10 : 1522864741
ISBN-13 : 45
Item Weight : 5.6 ounces
Reading age : 18 years and up
Dimensions : 8.5 x 0.12 x 11 inches
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This is fun. I lover to color, and the irreverent comments are funny.
Reviewed in the United States on June 9, 2025 by DCNative
A couple months ago, I joined the adult coloring book craze and have purchased a number of different coloring books. I mostly choose coloring books with animal designs, mandalas, and various patterns but I needed something to satisfy my sarcastic side. Once I found this book, I immediately ordered it because many reviewers claimed it was stress-relieving AND hilarious, which was exactly what I needed! When I started coloring in this book, I couldn't believe how funny and sarcastic it is! Seriously, you can't own this book and not laugh while coloring in it. The saying goes, "Laughter is the best medicine" and this book is a very inexpensive and enjoyable way to relax. The book measures 8 1/2 inches by 11 inches so the pages are regular printer paper size. There are two color test pages at the front of the book so you can test out your colored pencils or gel pens before you start coloring. There are 21 designs in all, each on their own separate page so you could tear them out to hang up, share with a friend, etc. Some are printed portrait whereas others are printed landscape. Some designs have swear words in them while others have lots of sarcasm and funny pictures to accompany them! There are a couple designs that are somewhat intricate but most of them should be fairly easy to color with colored pencils and gel pens. The paper used is somewhat thinner than other books I have but I just put some paper underneath the page so the gel pens don't bleed through. This is a great book for anyone who has a sarcastic side and loves to color! It is not meant to be used for children and I definitely wouldn't recommend it to anyone who is offended by profanity or very serious. I'm enjoying this book so much that I hope Sasha O'Hara comes out with others like this! I highly recommend it!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2016 by Kristin B. Kristin B.
Cruising Amazon like I do when in the ice cream isle at Costco, I saw this coloring book, "Calm the F*ck Down", which made me laugh so long, so deeply, I could feel my blood pressure going down as my funny bone got lit ya'll (while choking on my spittle)! Sometimes, just sometimes, in our own private Idahos, deep in that tin box where nobody hears those headless baby dolls scream and dried up rabbit feet on rusty keychains have left you SOL, there is also a bent up box of nubby crayons with teeth marks. Pull them out, grab this coloring book, grab two fingers of bourbon or an entire box of Riesling and color your little ass off! This was the best therapy I've ever had in my life. (My therapist is nervous, which fills my raisin-wrinkled little heart with joy. Yes. I. Am. A. Bitter. One.). Stress is real, life is difficult. Anything that can help ease some stress, for even 7 minutes, I think, is worth it. All I have are 11.2 crayons, and with my sticks of coloring bliss, I am taken back to wonderful memories of eating purple popsicles in the park with my cousins, my mom in the kitchen, singing Frank Sinatra songs to me and my sister in 1977, brown tiny bare feet on a cream linoleum floor, fighting over the chocolate cake batter bowl. Get a coloring book people, it will change your life!
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Reviewed in the United States on September 19, 2023 by P. Adams
I bought as a gift for my sister and she got some comic relief from it!
Reviewed in the United States on March 13, 2025 by Kindle Customer
I have periods where the muse will strike and I'll find myself in an artistic mood. I'm not terribly artistic and it's not something I do on a regular basis, but it relaxes and helps keep my mind focused on something enjoyable. Sometimes, the muse comes out when I'm in "one of those moods," and it's Sasha's book I'll break out and work on. So far, I've used colored pencils, markers, and even watercolors. Now would be a very good time to bring this one out and color, instead of focusing on the news and wanting to scream from the rooftop. Good trouble, yes, but when I'm in that bad trouble mood, need to chill!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2025 by Kimberly
This was my first swear word coloring book that I ever bought and it’s absolutely fabulous. I feel like Sasha went straight into my brain and drew this specifically for me! The way the curses and sarcasm roll off the tongue and onto the page is absolutely hysterical. I feel super relaxed while coloring in this book. I’ll find a page that resonates with what I’m currently feeling and then I’ll start coloring off in my own little world. I trace the easier pictures from a light board so I have more pages to color. Sometimes I’ll save them as a pdf and color them digitally. I love her books!!
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Reviewed in the United States on August 2, 2024 by Momma
This coloring book is exactly what I didn’t know I needed! It’s the perfect mix of humor and stress relief. The funny, snarky phrases paired with detailed designs are a great way to unwind after a long day. I love that it gives me a chance to laugh while also indulging in some much-needed “me time.”
Reviewed in the United States on September 17, 2024 by Samantha Samantha
The coloring pages have lots of funny quotes and pictures. The pictures that I saw when I ordered it made the pages look very neat and easy to color but when it got to me and I sat down to color, I was disappointed by the lack of quality in the images. It looks like somebody doodles up some pictures and instead of going over it and connecting all the lines or whatnot, they left their doodle as is. Definitely not a deal breaker though, (that's why i gave it 3 stars) they're still a lot of fun to color. I just keep a sharpie marker on hand to fill in or connect any lines that were not completed by the artist.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 9, 2018 by Allison Gray