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Pernali

This Man Ate My Son - Ted Cruz Vinyl Waterproof Sticker Decal Car Laptop Wall Window Bumper Sticker

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All our stickers are made from the highest quality products with high quality Eco-Solvent Inks that will sustain a 5-7 indoor/outdoor lifespan.Our stickers are all weather safe and will not fade in sunlight. You can apply there stickers to any smooth, clean surface. Just make sure the surface is clean and dry when applying. Enjoy your new sticker!

Brand: Pernali


Color: Multicolor


Recommended Uses For Product: Window


Theme: Automobile


Cartoon Character: This Man Ate My Son - Ted Cruz


Special Feature: Waterproof


Number of Pieces: 1


Embellishment: Glitter


Reusability: Single Use


Item Form: Circular


Brand: Pernali


Color: Multicolor


Recommended Uses For Product: Window


Theme: Automobile


Cartoon Character: This Man Ate My Son - Ted Cruz


Special Feature: Waterproof


Number of Pieces: 1


Embellishment: Glitter


Reusability: Single Use


Item Form: Circular


Pattern: Cartoon


Indoor/Outdoor Usage: Outdoor


Finish Type: Powder coated


Water Resistance Level: Waterproof


Number of Items: 1


Target Audience: Politically engaged adults


Size: 4x4


UPC: 734782458413 734782483415


Package Dimensions: 5.5 x 5.5 x 0.1 inches


Item Weight: 1.58 ounces


Manufacturer: Pars-x


Item model number: bd00055


Date First Available: August 1, 2019


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If you place your order now, the estimated arrival date for this product is: Dec 13 – Dec 15

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Top Amazon Reviews

    • He did.
Absolutely perfect gift, truly high quality material for such an odd gift, but very durable in the sun as well.
Reviewed in the United States on August 1, 2023 by James
    • I miss my son
Ted Cruz ate my son. I miss him dearly. This sticker is the only thing I have to remember my child.
Reviewed in the United States on July 30, 2023 by Jonathan Wendell
    • Exactly as advertised
Good quality sticker and arrived on time
Reviewed in the United States on August 1, 2023 by Amazon Customer
    • Love it!
It may get me in trouble since…you know. But, oh well. Nice quality, applied easily without bubbles on my car.
Reviewed in the United States on July 19, 2023 by Diane
    • A sticker
Sticks to the back of my car.
Reviewed in the United States on July 27, 2023 by Robert Schulz
    • This man ate my son
Very good quality I just wish the sticker backing was two seperate pieces because it got slightly wrinkled when putting it on.
Reviewed in the United States on July 7, 2023 by elyse
    • Perfect
I received my sticker quickly and in perfect condition. It is now attached firmly to the rear window of my Volkswagen Passat, where it serves as a stark and disturbing reminder to any who happen upon it, that Ted Cruz is a full-blown cannibal and will eat your son if you let him near your family. Just like he did mine. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on June 15, 2023 by Jordan Roberts
    • Wonderful
It helped tell people about the news while on the road
Reviewed in the United States on July 6, 2023 by Elizabeth Accola

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