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Somewhere On A Boat Tanning Lotion for Indoor Tanning Beds/Outdoor Sun Tan Dark Tanning Bed Lotion w/Coconut Oil, Pineapple & Shea Butter 13.5oz - White Lotion, NO Bronzer

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Arrives Saturday, Aug 30
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Features

  • Tanning Lotion infused with Coconut Oil, Kukui Nut Oil, & Pineapple extract moisturizes and softens skin.
  • Dark Tanning Blend of accelerators that work to target melanin production and achieve fast, dark tanning results without the use of any bronzer
  • Anti Aging Vitamin E - Reduces the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles and helps slow down the aging process.
  • White Lotion - Our dark tanning lotion cocktail has NO bronzers, NO fake color, and NO skin staining to provide you with a genuine deep tan that won't wash away in the shower
  • Coconut Passion Fruit Paradise Fragrance

Item Form: Lotion


Skin Type: All


Brand: DARK TANS EXCLUSIVE


Product Benefits: Anti-aging,Moisturizing,Softening


Skin Tone: All


Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 6.02 x 4.02 x 1.89 inches; 13.5 ounces


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Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ Dark Tans Exclusive


Best Sellers Rank: #63,230 in Beauty & Personal Care (See Top 100 in Beauty & Personal Care) #85 in Tanning Oils & Lotions


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Customer Reviews: 4.5 4.5 out of 5 stars 449 ratings


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Top Amazon Reviews


  • Wonderful tanning lotion
I like this lotion. Started tanning again because it helps my joint pain and depression. Plus looking tan makes me feel better about myself. It’s more important to me than to worry about aging and all that. Anyway, this lotion smells heavenly. It’s extremely moisturizing. It feels so good. It is just white and not a bronzing color, but the tanning beds do that for me. My skin feels soft and cool and looks great. The lid will become unsteady if you over-screw it, so don’t do that. All in all, great lotion. I will buy it again. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2025 by R.

  • New fave!
Love this white bronzing lotion! Results without the dyes like other tanning lotions. Smells good, too!
Reviewed in the United States on August 7, 2025 by Laura M.

  • Smells good and works
Smells good and works well. I usually burn but I noticed a good tan starting after two days of tanning outdoors.
Reviewed in the United States on August 5, 2024 by Vicki

  • Great results
I have to say, I think this tanning lotion works quite well. I have only tanned 5x in the last 2 weeks and I can see a big difference. I do not tan easily, so to see a difference in that amount of visits is impressive for me. There’s no bronzer (self tanner) in it which I love. I put it on about 30 minutes before I go tan. It doesn’t smell bad before or after. I will definitely purchase again next ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on May 14, 2025 by Robin Watson

  • Great for tanning
Love the smell
Reviewed in the United States on June 29, 2025 by Amazon Customer

  • Great product just ordered 2nd bottle!!
Love it ordered my 2nd bottle. I ordered the "that's what sea said" and I returned it because this is wayyy better in my opinion. I have great color from this and I don't tan easy. This will be my go tanning lotion for sure I learned my lesson getting the other kind lol
Reviewed in the United States on June 26, 2025 by Tiffany

  • Just Ok
Would not really buy again. Did not notice anything special. Smell was Ok. Goes on Ok.
Reviewed in the United States on January 19, 2025 by Monica

  • Great moisturizer
Love this lotion and it's smell. It smells so great and doesn't have a greasy feel to it.
Reviewed in the United States on June 1, 2025 by Brittany Russell

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