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Rogue River Tactical

Rogue River Tactical 10in x 3in Large Funny Auto Decal Bumper Sticker The Closer You Get The Slower I Drive Car Truck Boat RV (Slower)

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  • This Makes a Great Gift For Any OF Us Sarcastic Drivers Out There. Perfect For Truckers as Well
  • Made in the USA C?ar Decal Bumper Sticker Perfect For Car Truck SUV Boat RV Wall Window Laptop or just about any other Place you can stick it.
  • This Bumper Sticker Comes With a Funny Sarcastic or Inspirational Quotes Is Sure To PLease.
  • INdoor or Outdoor Use Made With High Quality Vinly To LAst This Would Make a Great Gift Idea
  • Easy on Peel and Stick Easy OFf Quality Durable Vinyl Decals For Your Front or Rear Bumper

Brand: Rogue River Tactical


Color: White


Item Dimensions LxWxH: 10 x 1 x 3 inches


Surface Recommendation: Window


Room Type: Bedroom


Recommended Uses For Product: Bumper


Material: Vinyl


Theme: Automobile


Cartoon Character: American


Special Feature: Waterproof


Brand: ‎Rogue River Tactical


Color: ‎White


Item Dimensions LxWxH: ‎10 x 1 x 3 inches


Surface Recommendation: ‎Window


Room Type: ‎Bedroom


Recommended Uses For Product: ‎Bumper


Material: ‎Vinyl


Theme: ‎Automobile


Cartoon Character: ‎American


Special Feature: ‎Waterproof


Number of Pieces: ‎1


Style: ‎Slower


Age Range (Description): ‎Adult


Installation Type: ‎Self-Adhesive


Reusability: ‎Single Use


Pattern: ‎Letter Print


Shape: ‎Rectangular


Unit Count: ‎1 Count


Finish Type: ‎Powder Coated


Manufacturer: ‎Rogue River Tactical


Item Weight: ‎0.493 ounces


Product Dimensions: ‎10 x 1 x 3 inches


Item model number: ‎RR-2007


Is Discontinued By Manufacturer: ‎No


Manufacturer Part Number: ‎RR-2007


Special Features: ‎Waterproof


Date First Available: August 19, 2017


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Top Amazon Reviews

    • This works
I originally bought this after a scary road-rage incident on the highway. I was being tailgated in heavy traffic by an irate woman I could see screaming at me in my rearview mirror. Having no way to switch lanes, I decided to slow down behind the truck to my side so that I could. That infuriated the lady behind me so much that she quickly swerved to the right into the middle lane as I was trying to get over, and then swung ahead of me and slammed on her brakes. She actually ran me off the road for me avoiding slamming into the back of her car going over 70 MPH. After that, I wanted a bumper sticker to put an end to that kind of nonsense. I didn’t want something snarky or too funny, but something that gets the point across that if you want to tailgate me, then I am not going to go any faster. Before I put this on my car, I would get tailgated regularly on my morning commute, but after, I’ll even see drivers notice the bumper sticker and decide to put a little distance between us. It’s worked so well that I am ordering a second one to replace the first, which has had some wear and tear the past couple of years. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2023 by Joshua dannemann
    • It works!
Frustrated by tailgaters, I decided to get this sticker to put on my rear bumper. The number of people who tailgate me now has seriously declined. Those who ignore the warning soon find out that I have no shame about driving 25 mph.
Reviewed in the United States on July 16, 2023 by DaVincis Muse
    • Actually works!
Works way better than you would think, it only fails to work on the worst offenders... it's like people become more self aware sometimes and realize they are being an cartoonishly awful parody of themselves when they see bumper sticker lol It's Napoleon syndrome I swear, if Napoleon Bonaparte was alive today he wouldve driven a ultra lifted Ford F-1whatever with blinding lights tailgating and all. ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2023 by christian
    • its cool
It’s pretty funny, and I like it, the only reason I rated it at four-star just because it’s kind of hard to put on if you don’t have the right stuff.
Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2023 by Rachel Hoskins
    • Does the job! True personalities come out!
I live in Utah and get SO SICK of people tailgating me, especially when I’m already over the speed limit, a car is in front of me, and they can go around me. This does the trick! It cracks me up to see tailgating personalities zoom on by..sometimes people ride your tail because they are A**holes, but I just slow down a little and they go around me. I’ve also received compliments on my sticker haha I was in a drive thru with my window rolled down, and the car behind me yelled that they love my sticker. I also have a namaste sticker on my window so people probably get pissed at the combo of the two. All in all, great buy! Lastly, the material is great! I was able to take it on and off until I figured out where I wanted it. We have a lease and I was worried about the adhesion residue, but this sticker is more plastic feeling and seems to be pretty forgiving. Great price and purchase! ... show more
Reviewed in the United States on March 5, 2021 by Robert
    • Actually kept people off my ass!
It was super easy to apply and I love it, most people actually stay off my ass now. And in the off chance they dont, its a lot of fun to piss them off!
Reviewed in the United States on November 6, 2022 by Vivian
    • Not very high quality
Not very high quality. It's already coming off my back window.
Reviewed in the United States on January 20, 2023 by Bruce Dakin
    • I haven't had to brake check anyone, including cops since getting this sticker!
I have gone to an auto carwash a few times that sprays really hot chemicals and even scrubs harder than other carwashes I've been too, still looks just as good as when I first bought this sticker. This is going to be tough to remove if I ever choose to 🥹
Reviewed in the United States on April 18, 2022 by YT Skny George

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