made me realize how infinitely small my penis was, my self confidence was shattered and upon realizing this horrendous truth, my wife of 16 years left me. my kids wont talk to me, this product ruined my life. so there i was, coming home from a long trip in europe, and i wanted to spice up my marriage
by trying to do something wild or adventurous. woe was i, when upon sliding my member into the lukewarm mold, did i slowly come to realize that by replicating myself, i eliminated the need for me to be around for my wife to be satisfied, but unfortunately when i realized this, it was too late. my penis was cemented into this plaster tube of regret. after immediately going limp and being able to slowly remove my flaccid shame. i contemplated throwing the mold away. but instead, driven by a half mad curious desire to see a 3D model of my once pride and joy, i dutifully mixed the rubber and filled the mold as carefully as i could muster. impatiently waiting for the mold to dry, i finally freed willy from his concrete tube. and cried. i had realized in that same moment that my penis was not the illustrious 8 inches my wife had continually reminded me ritualistically for the past 16 years. i measured it half nervous, expecting to be surprised pleasantly by my fearful early judgement, only to be cruelly reassured that my 3 inch member had much to be desired. i debated on whether or not i should present this embarrassing idol of mockery to my wife, but reluctantly did so as she walked in on me trying to flush it down the toilet. she stared at it for a few moments in silence, i could see the past 16 years of our marriage slowly flicker across her distant eyes. finally she drew in a short breath and looked me in the eyes and said the words every man dreads to hear after presenting such a vulnerable object of intimacy. "what do you want for dinner?" in disbelief i cried out, "is that all you ever think about!?" i pulled up my pants in an awkward moment and stormed out of the house. i havent been back since. Men, if you value the precious but delicate balance that is your marriage, never create irrefutable evidence that your penis is shorter than what you may have ever boasted about prior. btw this thing also creates air bubbles in the penis. so it looks like you might have had a herpes outbreak when you made the mold. not a good conv topic,
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Reviewed in the United States on February 14, 2016 by applemacguy
